Author's script for a woman's birthday or anniversary "Rainbow of Life"- absolutely unique, fully decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all guests. All the musical accompaniment of this can be downloaded directly in the script .

Scenario of the anniversary "Rainbow of Life"

Color draw before the start of the evening.

Bundles of blue, red, yellow and green balloons hang in different corners of the hall.

Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach a bunch of balls of the color that you like the most. (Guests approach the balls).

Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I will reveal the secret to you. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something tasty! And blue balloons were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Guessed? Not? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.

Sounds like 1. Pugacheva. Come guests - background

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FIRST Feast.

Presenter: good evening , today we are with you: presenter (name) and dj (name)- we will be happy to hold a holiday dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of various and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill up your glasses!

First toast

All-all lovers of green and red,

We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!

All-all connoisseurs of yellow, as well as the color of blue,

We do not lag behind, we drink rather for Irina, the most beautiful!

For the youngest, charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - for Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!

Sounds like 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.

small break

Musical acquaintance of guests at the anniversary of "Rainbow of Life"

Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. We will have greetings in color, like everyone else on this holiday. Remind me who in the room chose red, raise your hand (if there are few guests, you can ask everyonex names, if there are many guests - selectively get to know one of them). Dear red lovers, when the song about the color red is played, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using salutatory hand movements (show which). Now tell me who chose the green color (also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song sounds, I also ask you to stand up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as "barrels" (show). Let's admire now the lovers of yellow (acquaintance), I ask you to use the American gesture - "everything is ok" in your symbolic welcome dance . And now a group of lovers of blue, outdoor activities and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the movements from the well-known dance in the movie Pulp Fiction.

All red lovers

Let's say hello around! (shows movement)

Are you here to have fun?

Then light up your face with a smile! - a group of "Reds" get up and dance

An excerpt from the song "Red Currant" sounds -

To whom green is the best in the world?

Open your arms wide! (shows movement)

The hostess has enough alcohol

For everyone to get drunk! - a group of "Greens" gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song "Green Light" sounds -

To whom is yellow - all relatives?

You are, of course, all right! (shows movement)

A generous feast awaits you,

Variety and expanse! - a group of "Yellows" gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song "Yellow Tulips" sounds -

Who likes blue better?

Let's do this by hand, it's beautiful! (shows movement)

You won't be bored here

We will sing and dance a lot!

Sounds 4. An excerpt from the song "Blue Hoarfrost"

presenter: Wonderful! Then for acquaintance!

Sounds like 3. Factory. We are so different - background

Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we gathered together for the birthday of everyone's beloved Irina. But we will not talk about age, because such beauties as our birthday girl are getting younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let's talk about the name Irina.

Here is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin, meaning peace, tranquility.

In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. Have good abilities, and study does not require them special efforts. They are able to realistically approach the assessment of the reality around them. Responsible approach to the performance of any work.

Sociable, quickly establish contact with strangers. Irina are amorous natures, but they do not lose their heads in hobbies, they always strive to maintain independence.

Professional activity in their life always plays a significant role.

Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable parenting systems, sports and never lose heart.

Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names) Let's give them a round of applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important of them was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!

Toast to parents

We would give Irina a miracle,
Magic beautiful moment
Only a miracle has been done before,
The people who gave her life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink for Irina's parents!

Sounds like 4. Povaliy . Mom-mom.

Presenter: The word is given to the mother of the hero of the day (name)-

Mom's toast...

Presenter: And now a word to a person who knows Irina from professional qualities- boss (name)

Word and toast of the chief..

Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.

Presenter: This concludes the solemn part of our holiday, and we, with pleasure, proceed to the entertainment!

I must say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, a lively and talented people have gathered here. Today we ourselves will be artists, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to add joyful colors to the bright life of our birthday girl and our own. (In the hands of the leading flower)

This is a Flower-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina's innermost desires, which we will fulfill with pleasure, right?

So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.

Irina tears off a petal - a Magic sound sounds + “Look into childhood”.

The words in the passage are:

And now they are calling, and now they are calling

Patronymic,

And look into childhood, and look into childhood

Want very much…"

Sounds 6. Song. Together it's fun to walk through the expanses -

(Babys come out - two of the guests put on bonnets and skirts in advance, take leaflets with words and bows from the host, which are attached to different places along the way)

TO embellished congratulations. Babies with gifts.

First: We are kindergarten kids

We are glad to congratulate aunt

We didn't just come

They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,

Second: This bow is a must

Let's put it on her head

So that, like us, she too,

Be prettier and younger! (a bow on the head, a headband with a bow is better)

Aunt Ira is beautiful,

All the uncles love it!

First: Well, what little hands,

Not simple - gold.

They are not more tender in the world,

Adults and children know!

Let's tie bows on the handles,

To make the handles cooler! (bows on hands - on rubber bands)

Second: And these bows on the legs,

So that on city paths

They were running fast, fast

And they struck sparks with their soles.

And to shade their beauty,

A bow must be attached to them ( bows on the legs - on rubber bands)

First: And this bow is not going anywhere,

We attach it to the chest!

There will be awards and medals on it,

We wish you to give it soon

So, chic, but not somehow,

Let the bow decorate Irina's chest! (bow on the chest on a pin)

Second: And we will tie this bow to the place,

What is closer to a chair or an armchair.

There, too, tie a bow,

To lure uncles to them,

To turn back and forth

And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the ass - on a pin)

First: And we will not attach this bow

Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it

After all, this bow is sexy,

We want it to be up to date more often.

Wherever Aunt Ira is at home, and not at home,

He will wear it on the day of the sexual upsurge! (give a bow or attach according to the situation)

Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?

U.S. too! She is our beauty!

nice decoration,

For such a birthday!

And now the photographer take a photo for us,

Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams! (photo taken with kids)

Toast

For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!

Sounds like 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.

Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you will answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of the audience.

Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day

Presenter: As always, irresistible

On this glorious day... Who?

Everything: Irina!

Presenter: We are excited about the reason:

Our meeting in honor of ... Whom?

Everything: Irina!

Presenter: Commit from now on

Smile we ... To whom?

Everything:Irina!

Presenter: Stop pulling rubber

Pour for...Who?

Everything: For Irina!

Presenter: Like an elite painting

We all admire ... Whom?

Everything: Irina!

Presenter: And today the songs are all

We will sing about ... Who?

Everything: About Irina!

Presenter: Well done! At the same time, they remembered the cases! A word for congratulations - friends ... ..

Toast from friends

Sounds 8. Indian summer Festive.

small break

Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - the next petal we have is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it personifies everything luxurious and bright.

Irina tears off a petal - a Magic sound sounds + “An hour of goodbye is destined for me”

The words in the passage are:

"The hour of goodbye is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a handsome boy waiting for me
On a golden horse...

(The sultan leaves on a “golden” horse, his wives run after him with a “golden” gift box, in which a money carpet - to change the guests' clothes in advance and explain the essence of the number)

A costumed congratulation of the Sultan and a donation of a money carpet.

Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.

(The Sultan leaves, the wives help him get off the horse and take the horse away. The Sultan goes to Irina)

Sultan: Oh, most worthy! (referring to Irina)

You are as beautiful as a newly blossomed lotus flower. (approaches Irina).

Your hair - shine like a river in moonlight silver (touches)

Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (raises hands to the sky).

Your lips are the sweetest of the roses that bloom in paradise (shakes his head).

Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down the mountain and embracing everything in their path.

Sounds 9. Alteration of "If I were a Sultan" - Sultan invites Irina to dance

Sultan: (after dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?

Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.

Sultan: No matter how bright the sun shines, it cannot block the light coming from you. Oh Brightest!

Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!

Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh Beautiful!

Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!

Sultan: As desirable as a sip of water in the desert is, it is not more desirable than you. Oh, Desirable!

Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!

Sultan: Become an adornment of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, the most magnificent!!!

Wives: Magnificent!!! Magnificent!!! Magnificent!!!

Sultan: My wives wove this carpet especially for you for three days and three nights. (the wives take out the carpet from the money - do it in advance)

Wives: Weaved, weaved, and all the guests helped (give carpet)

An incendiary oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - the transition to the dance break.

(Another version of an oriental-style costume scene, see)

Sounds like 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales - in Turkish.

dance break

SECOND Feast.

Presenter: And we continue to work miracles.

Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very much.

Irina tears off the petal - Sounds Magic sound + "And the artist in the portrait"

The words in the passage are:

"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff
Painted my portrait

presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and felt-tip pens are passed from guest to guest)

Table entertainment.

Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively manage the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) I ask you to draw in turn, what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of a neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Started!

(entertainment in progress)

Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds more with that toast!

Sounds like 11. Basque. Your birthday.

small break v

Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik loses one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of life of our birthday girl is woven more brightly, it has a lot of bright and not very colors, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently, that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.

No wonder the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and help only the strong, and ... only cheer the cheerful - we would add. And the queue for one of the most cheerful colors in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.

Original congratulations. What could be more precious than friendship.

Irina tears off a petal - Sounds Magic sound + "I'll get into a convertible"

The words in the passage are:

"And I'll sit in a convertible
And I'll go somewhere .. "

Presenter: The cabriolet, perhaps, will be served later, but for now I suggest everyone go out and go on a trip “in a big balloon” with Irina!

(Relatives take out office chair- a gift for a birthday girl, to which a large bunch of gel balloons of all colors of the rainbow is attached. Irina is invited to sit in it, and they roll around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving a chair as a gift, simply by renting it for 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)

Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big balloon

To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with such a ritual.

13. Quiet background sounds Cool. When I close my eyes

Presenter:(speaking over music) Irina, today you flew on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what life awaits you ahead of you. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout "Life is beautiful!" There are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come here. Show your friend the land...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina in their arms and circle around the hall) and let this flight be remarkable, first of all, by the fact that it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported all your life by friends and relatives: enjoy from above their true friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and always sincerely rejoice at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!

14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.

dance break

THIRD Feast.

Presenter: We danced well - it's time to fulfill another birthday girl's dream and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.

Irina tears off a red petal - Magic sound sounds + “Everything will come true”

The words in the passage are:

“Birds sing salute to me in spring….

It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again .. "

Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love and spring is for that the best time of the year, and why shouldn't we really make a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And for this we do not need fireworks bought in stores - we will do everything ourselves.

Joking congratulations.

(entertainment in progress)

Sounds like 15. no - tone . Down . - beat

Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.

Presenter: Irina, it's time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.

Irina tears off the petal - Magic sound sounds + “I will listen”

The words in the passage are:

“Under the balcony, let them serenades,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.

presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask five men to come out who love the birthday girl the most (they go out, everyone is given a serial number for the performance and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; children's panama - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; cap "airfield "- No. 5).

Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, beating the song and your hat .

Dance entertainment. Rainbow Dancing.

Presenter: I don’t know if it will be possible to dance until the morning, but before the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. Everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her a lot of happiness, please come out on the dance floor. (hands out balls of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I suggest once again to everyone to remember that our life is full of bright colors and events, you just need to see them in time. Now cuts from songs will sound, about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the balloon that you have in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balloons to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then let's go.

Sounds like Rainbow Dancing.

(cuts from songs about different colors are glued together and sound nonstop)

The further program continues in free style.

Dancing.

TO scenario "Rainbow of Life"

The scenario is designed for holding a birthday (anniversary) of a woman. Congratulations can sound both during the evening in a restaurant and at home. In this scenario, birthday greetings are presented by the rulers of different eras, states, and even Galaxies. In advance, you should take care of the appropriate "outfits", as well as gifts.

Scenario for a man's birthday "Gentleman of Fortune"

Script for adults. With the help of this scenario, you can have a lot of fun celebrating a man's birthday. You can hold an event in a cafe, restaurant, or at home. The script is designed for a married birthday man.

Children's birthday script "Two years is a great date!"

The scenario is designed to celebrate the birthday of the baby in the circle of relatives and friends. The holiday is held for guests who came to congratulate the baby on his second birthday.

Scenario for the birthday of the child "Treasure Island"

The script can be used to celebrate the birthday of a child aged 8-12 years. The main theme of the holiday "Pirates" - the characters of the novel "Treasure Island". It is important that as many peers as possible participate in the game. The performers of the roles of Silver, Parrot, Black Dog and Ghost are selected in advance, having prepared costumes for them.

Birthday Scenario "On a Picnic"

The scenario of the birthday is designed for an adult birthday. The team should include 7-20 people. The duration of the event is 6-8 hours. The organizers are relatives and friends of the birthday boy.

Children's birthday script "Pirate Treasure Island"

You will need pirate costumes, balls, sheets with unfinished drawings, a basket of balls, a dish of vegetables. Children complete tasks and solve riddles as they move around the map to find the treasure of the pirate John Silver.

Children's Birthday Scenario "Visiting Lesovichka"

Scenario for holding a children's birthday in nature. The scenario is designed for a children's team of 7-20 people. The host of the program is a Resident of the Forest (Lesovichok), who holds funny contests with guests. It is advisable to organize a picnic with a snack, juice and cake.

Scenario for children "Birthday with Funtik and Nafanka"

Birthday for a children's company, whose age is from 7 to 12 years. The holiday takes place in a spacious room (you can in a cafe). Leading holiday - Funtik and Nafanka. The guys go to the Caramel country.

Birthday Scenario "Feast of the Elements"

The scenario can be used to celebrate the birthday of a child aged 5 to 10 years. It is interesting for both boys and girls. To organize a holiday, a leader and a judge are needed, who will have to issue tokens.

The first year of life - the first birthday of a little man

The first year of a baby's life is a significant date. But he is not yet able to participate in contests or games, so this scenario is for invited adults who also need to be entertained. Throughout this year, the parents of the birthday boy studied, tried, laughed, rejoiced, were nervous, scared and looked after the baby.

Children's birthday script "Real Pirate Party"!

The scenario is designed for a pirate-style party. Each task must be accompanied by appropriate paraphernalia. The presenter should be dressed in a pirate costume - red pants, a T-shirt or vest, a hat.

Scenario birthday in nature "Zarnitsa"

An excellent scenario for lovers of active pastime. Suitable for a friendly close-knit company that often spends joint vacations (trip to the sea, hiking, etc.). A birthday party based on the military-patriotic game "Zarnitsa" includes energetic sports games-competitions and a search for a birthday gift (competition "Topography").

Birthday script for children 10 years old "Disco with Vasilinka-Veselinka"

10 years is the first real anniversary in a person's life. Clown animators or cartoon characters are no longer suitable here. The little man has matured, therefore, everything should be for real, and preferably, without the presence of parents. This scenario assumes that the event will be held in a small cozy cafe, where there will be almost adult party with the first real disco.

Birthday script 1 year "The best holiday is the first year"

Proper organization The first birthday of a child is a responsible task for every parent. The proposed scenario is perfect for a holiday that will bring together guests of different age categories. This event will be interesting for both children and adults. The hero of the occasion himself is not very tired of the noise and crowds.

A cool script for a woman's birthday "Holiday, holiday, holiday!"

Birthday is a special day of the year, a day when all close and dear people get together, in a friendly circle and have fun. This is the day of congratulations, good, kind emotions and surprises.

The scenario of the woman’s birthday “Wonderful Changelings” with elements of theatricalization is addressed to those who do not want to grow old in soul and prefer to enjoy every new day, rather than sigh about the past years.

Cool jokes, surprise moments and unexpected reincarnations will not only create a festive mood, but will also charge the birthday girl and her guests with optimism for a long time.

best gift from friends

Birthday can be celebrated in different ways. What will it be? A banquet, a stylish party, a picnic with a trip to nature - it's up to the birthday girl, on whose shoulders a lot of different troubles for organizing the reception of guests will fall.

Those invited can significantly alleviate her fate by taking preparation entertainment program to myself. And it will be the most best gift for a birthday you can think of.

In order for the “Wonderful Changelings” to be a complete surprise for the hero of the occasion, the script and the preparation process must be kept in strict confidence until the significant day. Of course, you will have to take care of costumes and props, find time for rehearsals, record music, but the pleasure of performing scenario ideas will surely pay off all the effort expended.

Hall decoration

The room in which it is planned to celebrate a significant date should be decorated. We don't need any special decorations for our scenario. But Balloons, garlands, posters with wishes will give the hall a grand look and create a festive atmosphere from the very threshold.

DIY costumes and props

Theater experts say that a good costume can save even a failed performance. There is little demand from home-grown artists, but costumes play no less a role in amateur staging than on the professional stage.
To implement the Miraculous Changeling scenario, you will need to create a number of vivid images from various historical eras.

ancient greek poet

The role of the ancient Greek singer of lyrical songs according to the script is reserved for the husband or young man of the heroine of the holiday. His appearance in such an unexpected role should make an indelible impression on her.
To do this, we take a white sheet, wrap it around the body and fasten the ends on the shoulder with a pin, forming beautiful tails. You will get a robe similar to a tunic - the traditional dress of the inhabitants of ancient Hellas.

We put on homemade sandals on our feet, which are cardboard soles with attached long strings, according to the principle of beach slates. You can get by with simple sandals, and in the warm season, nothing prevents the singer from appearing barefoot.

The head will be crowned with a wreath of wire closed in a ring and bay leaves glued to it with adhesive tape. The lyre in the hands of the poet, cut out of cardboard, will give the image a finished look.

medieval sorceress

Belted wide dress to the toes, loose and disheveled long hair, a bunch of dry grass on the belt ... We have no confidence that in the Middle Ages women who were accused of witchcraft looked exactly like that. But there is an opportunity to create an image in your imagination and embody it with the help of ordinary and simple things.

You should also prepare witchcraft props - a bottle filled with any liquid (elixir of immortality) and tea bags with signed labels:

• From the evil eye;
• From damage;
• From erysipelas;
• From evil spirits;
• From the moth;
• For a love spell;
• For wealth;
• Good luck;
• For triplets.

crowned empress

A very bright look, for which a puffy ball gown, high hair, jewelry and a scepter are suitable.
Corrugated paper can be used to make a high collar and a fan.

The easiest option is to wrap the royal person in a robe of plain silky fabric, and put a homemade foil crown on her head. You should also prepare a scroll of paper rolled up with the text of the decree, which Her Majesty will announce at the festive table.

time lord

The master of time, who is also the co-host of the event, according to the scriptwriter, is a wanderer in a baggy robe with a bag on his shoulder and a staff in his hands. He has a thick beard of cotton or fur and a wrinkled hat.

He has the amazing ability to travel through time. All that is needed for this is to translate the arrows of the old alarm clock.

You can come up with your own options for decorations, because the development of costumes is a creative matter, giving wide scope for imagination.

And the music sounds...

The musical accompaniment of the event should be given the most serious attention. When preparing the dance part, it is necessary to take into account the musical preferences of the birthday girl and her guests.

So, for an age audience, it is appropriate to include melodies of the last century in the program. It is clear that the tastes of the older and younger generations will diverge.

In the event that a campaign of different ages gathers at the table, both old and modern rhythms should sound.

Another thing is the selection of music for dramatizations and competitions. Here you should be guided by other rules.

The melody should convey the mood of the moment, emphasize the character of the theatrical heroes, give the action a national or historical sound where it is necessary according to the script.

For the musical arrangement of the script "Wonderful Changelings" you will need a number of the following soundtracks:

1. Nino Rota "Romeo and Juliet" (instrumental music).
2. Sirtaki.
3. "Dance of the Knights" (Nissan Murano commercial, remix).
4. Fanfare for the herald's exit.
5. Exit of the Queen (fanfare).
6. A. Rybnikov "Music of Love and Space" (lyrical melody).

It is necessary not only to record these melodies, but also to determine the person responsible for the sound. He must know the script well in order to avoid problems with musical accompaniment.

You can use other soundtracks at your discretion. The main thing is that the music expresses the idea inherent in each scene.

A cool script for a woman's birthday "Wonderful Changelings"

Leading: Dear friends! A wonderful occasion has gathered us today at this festive table. It is not customary to talk about the age of a woman out loud, but in this case, this law does not apply, because our dear ... (name) is timeless. I propose to raise the first toast to the eternally young birthday girl!

Feast.

Leading: Attention attention! A very unusual guest came to us for the holiday. He wanders the world and calls himself the lord of time.
No one knows who he is, where he comes from and where he is heading. We are a hospitable people and therefore we cannot let a person go hungry! Please come to the table!

time lord: Thank you, good people! Honor and praise to the hospitable house and its mistress. I know what a joyful event she is celebrating today, and it was no coincidence that I ended up in this place and at this time. I have been sent on a mission to send greetings to... (name) from different time dimensions.

Leading: (addressing the audience) All this sounds very strange. He seems to say hello himself!

time lord: Yes, yes ... I have been traveling in time for a long time, meeting different people, attending royal receptions and in the shacks of the poor.
The local people know the birthday girl well, her virtues are legendary. The ancient Greeks consider ... (name) the daughter of Zeus himself.
Medieval troubadours compose odes in her honor. Masters of the Renaissance brush paint portraits from it. And recently, in the palace of a philanthropist, I saw a naked female statue with wings - an exact copy of ... (name)!

Leading: Sorry, but it's really hard to believe!

time lord: Modern people too rational and often take me for a madman. For this reason, I open my gift only to the elect. I know that ... (name) still believes in fairy tales and is waiting for a miracle. And so I want to show her something...

He takes out an alarm clock from his bag, rotates the arrows and says:

One, two, three, four, five,
Turn back time, turn back
Through mountains and plains
oceans and seas,
Through space
Into the depths of our earth
Move back!

(Guests can be cheered up even more if you pull a bunch out of your beard each time with the words of the spell “Fuck-tibi-doh, tibi-doh”, “Mana-mana-tyts-tyts-tyryrym”, etc.)

Soundtrack number 1 sounds.

The husband of the birthday girl appears in the form of an ancient Greek poet. He “tweaks” the drawn strings of the lyre and reads to a muffled melody, drawing out the words strongly:

I saw you by chance
And immediately he seemed to go crazy.
Cupid, flying over us,
He fired ten arrows at me.

You with the grace of a Naiad
Floated, with only a glance,
And felt alternately
Chill and heat and great hail.

I thought that the goddess herself
Came down to earth from above
I wanted for you
Go to kiss the footprints.

Struck by your majesty,
The whole world is frozen to stone
The eagle fell to the ground from the sky
And the formidable lion purred.

A wonderful moment has passed
Many years have passed since then
But for me a different goddess
It won't, it won't, and it won't...

Leading: This story is surprisingly similar to the novel ... (name) and ... (husband's name), isn't it? Sit down, dear, at the table, help yourself.

ancient greek singer: Yes, I see you have a mountain feast and a river of wine! Why isn't anyone dancing?
We have a new dance in fashion in ancient Greece. His movements are so simple that I can teach you right now.

Shows a set of movements and steps of sirtaki, guests are invited to a dance break. Phonogram No. 2.
Continuation of the feast

Leading: (carefully looks at the ancient Greek character) Well, I don’t know if there is some catch here. I have a vague doubt that I have already seen this poet somewhere ...

time lord: About such in ancient times they said: "His distrust was so great that he already seemed suspicious to himself."
And for our birthday girl, miracles are just beginning. The sorceress in the seventh generation, the Koldui Baba, wishes to congratulate her. Let's go to the Middle Ages.

One, two, three, four, five
Turn back time, turn back
Through mountains and plains
oceans and seas,
Through space
Into the depths of our earth
Move back!

Phonogram No. 3. The Sorcerer Baba appears. Reads the text with a tongue twister, like a spell.

I see everything, I know everything
I take off the damage
I read thoughts
I will charm any man
Want a handsome
Want oblique.

To whom I will conjure children,
I only blow on water.
To whom a potion from idleness,
To whom a horse, to whom a bridle ...
I cook herbs for days.

And our birthday girl
Do not find more beautiful in the world
I give her a difficult elixir,
At least in a bottle of water.
Endured for ten centuries
Who will drink
Will be immortal!

time lord: A real magical gift! Yes, what a nuisance. There are skeptical citizens around this table. They refuse to believe in miracles.

Sorcerer woman: My sorcerer's gift is easily verified. Let the birthday girl guess any word, and I'll stand outside the door. Let's see what comes of it.

Leading: Attention, friends! Let's start a session of exposing medieval magic!

During the absence of the Sorcerer Baba, the heroine of the holiday thinks of a word.

After the return of the "clairvoyant", the presenter lists different words, until he calls the one that the hero of the occasion made up. It is at this moment that the clairvoyant will shout: "Here it is."

The session can be repeated several times with the same result. The secret of the focus is simple. The host and Koldui Baba are in cahoots. They established in advance that the previous word before the hidden word will certainly begin with the letter M. For example, the presenter lists dishes: borscht, vinaigrette, pizza, meatballs, herring under a fur coat, Korean carrots ...
The witch is already aware that the favorite dish of the birthday girl will follow.

After the competition, she presents the guests with a drug - signed tea bags.

Continuation of the feast.

The sorcerer woman and the ancient Greek singer quietly leave the room and return to the table in disguise.

Soundtrack number 4 sounds

Leading: What else is this?

time lord: These sounds come from the 18th century, directly from the imperial palace.
Let's hurry to the court, otherwise we won't be blown off our heads! The great empress herself wishes to see the birthday girl with her retinue.

One, two, three, four, five
Turn back time, turn back
Through mountains and plains
oceans and seas,
Through space
Into the depths of our earth
Move back!

Phonogram No. 5. Empress appears.

empress: Gracious sovereigns and empresses! I have gathered you on a joyful occasion for our entire fatherland - name day ... (name). And I want to immediately announce my royal decree.

Decree of the Most Serene, Most Powerful, Great Empress Ekaterina Alekseevna, Autocrat.

For considerable merits, but for glorious deeds, I wish to express my royal mercy to the girl ... (name), who, without sparing her life, serves the Russian land with faith and truth.
By his example, he teaches others how to love a husband, to honor a father and mother, to put unreasonable offspring on their feet. The day is full of work, like a bee.
Therefore, I command my lazy ministers to be driven from the yard, and put in their place ... (name).

I give the red maiden an ermine coat from the tsar's shoulder and a pair of bay horses, so that they are regularly delivered to the service of the sovereign. And since her rank went uphill, I order you to show ... (name) all respect and bow low with your forehead when you meet.

I order you to make fun on this occasion with music, magnificent tables, with overseas caviar - squash, with cannon fire.
Don’t pour too much wine for the guests, so that they don’t roam the city squares with red noses and don’t embarrass other people. And if someone changes the word of the sovereign, beat him with a whip, and hang him on a rack, if it was not customary for others.

The imperial order must be carried out exactly and without delay.

... (date) from the Nativity of Christ.

empress: And now I wish you fun.

time lord: Her Majesty cannot be rebuked. Everyone plays!

empress: Parsley, my pea jester is an inventor for all sorts of riddles. He composes on the go, and then thinks to everyone in a row. So I composed for your holiday. For the wise men who are the first to find the answer, I will make royal gifts.

• What is not in Paris, but is in Moscow, is not in the Seine, but is in the Neva? (answer: letter "B")
• The bell ringer Vaska needs 15 minutes to climb the bell tower. And how much time will he need for that, if he takes with him a clerk and a clerk? (answer: 15 minutes)
• Yashka-serf ran across the field in the pouring rain. There was no dry thread left on it. As soon as he wringed out his trousers, a whole tub of water leaked out, and not a single hair on his head got wet. How can this be? (answer: Yashka was bald)
• Gathered serf Glashka in the garden 6 apples. And since she is not a greedy girl, she gave half to Grishka the groom. Served, so to speak. How many apples does she have left after that? (answer: 5 and a half)
• The landowner rode to the village in a carriage drawn by three horses. On the way he met the same 3 carriages. How many carriages went to the village? (answer: one carriage)
• 5 rowans grew. Each has 5 large branches. And on the branches of these large 5 small ones. On the branches of those small, 5 liquid apples grows. How many fruits from the trees will the gardener Proshka collect? (answer: none. Apples do not grow on mountain ash)

empress: How much I love to meet brainy people in my state. For that, I allow the sovereigns to kiss my brightest hand, and I order the empresses to give out a gingerbread from the royal table that remained from the reception of the ambassadors.
And now I retire to rest in the bedchamber. I'm kind of tired of you. (leaves)

time lord: It's time for me to go, too. Kudos for the kind welcome. Warmed, fed, watered the tired wanderer.
For such hospitality I want to thank you with small presents that I have gathered around the world. Let everyone choose a gift to their liking.

A fun lottery is being drawn.
The role of the drum will be played by a hat, from which the guests will take notes one by one. Each participant must read the text aloud, and the lord of time will announce and present prizes.

Didn't sleep at night, counting sheep?
Here's a candle for that.
The aroma fills the house
And induce a sound sleep. (aroma candle)

Matches are needed always and everywhere
At home in the kitchen, on a picnic.
Strike a match - it's a simple matter,
And the meat from the grill is tastier than raw! (Matchbox)

Start the day with a cup of coffee
From dawn to dawn
You will be like an electric broom
With a battery inside! (sachet of coffee)

It is very important to wash
Mornings and evenings
And unwashed piglets
Shame and disgrace! (soap)

If you grease the handles with cream
With no regrets, from the bottom of my heart
Become like cat paws
Silky and soft. (hand cream)

If you want a sweet life
You can eat chocolate.
It's better to eat a piece
To get through the doorway. (Chocolate)

Be like a minister
Write plans in a notebook
Bring in the system quickly
The affairs of their cycle. (Notebook)

Take a sheet of music,
To write music.
The case of Mozart and Bach
Someone has to keep going! (notebook)

Rattle is a trifle
Might come in handy soon.
The news will arrive from the hospital,
And the folder is ready! (beanbag)

It's hard to come up with a more useful present,
Than waterproof glue durable "Moment".
Firmly adheres rubber to skin
So then it's impossible to tear it off. (Glue "Moment")

Continuation of the feast.

Final scene. Held closer to the end of the event. Phonogram No. 6.

Leading: A letter has just arrived in the name of the traitor. It is strange that there is no stamp or seal on the envelope.

The birthday girl opens the envelope and reads the text. A touching lyrical sound to the scene will be given by the melody of phonogram No. 6.

Darling, ... (name)! Do not be angry that for so long there was neither hearing nor spirit from me. All the years of our separation, I continued to wander the world.
And now I am writing to you from the distant future. It's amazing. Earthlings fly to the Moon and Mars. Robots live among people. There are no wars and cures for serious illnesses have been found.

By the way, I was very pleased to meet you again at your anniversary. So much time has passed and you haven't changed. The same charming smile, kind heart and wide soul.

I saw the happy faces of relatives and friends who came with flowers and congratulations. Your inquisitive and cheerful grandchildren made me completely delighted.
And what wonderful words you uttered at the festive table: “The secret of my longevity is not at all in the elixir of the Witch-woman, but in the fact that I have the strongest family and the most reliable friends!”.

Whose birthday is today?
Who is the cake for?
Who is excited today
Couldn't sleep until morning?
Who is so handsome in the morning
And who are the gifts waiting for?
Guests, let's shout louder,
What is the name of the birthday girl!
MARINA!!!
For our hero of the occasion
At moments like these
We are ready to give endlessly
APPLAUSE!!!
The birthday girl is beautiful!
How charming, beautiful!
I want now
Marina announced the order!
INTRODUCTION

On this day, you united us together,
She eclipsed everyone in a place of honor.
Today you are not without reason rewarded by fate
This is the date that we call “golden” among the people.

I gladly greet
The assembled guests.
And I open with joy
Great anniversary!

Let's celebrate the anniversary together
Everyone needs to pour glasses!

 
Our dear Marina!

Congratulations on your golden anniversary!
Let the gold be preserved for everything subsequent years your life, which means:
- the house will be a full golden bowl;
- success in work with the largest nuggets;
- health - strong, like a gold bar!

From the bottom of our hearts we wish you to be
Beloved by all of us as now!
Well, guests, I ask everyone to stand up,
Raise full glasses.

Let's wish the hero of the day happiness
Let's say together three times
CONGRATULATIONS!

Let's drink a healthy toast to the bottom!
And the hero of the day - three times "Hurrah!"

We raise a toast to the hero of the day!
Let's drink to Marina and her present day
birth!

 
INTRODUCING GUESTS

I propose a comic acquaintance of the assembled guests!
1. Today, most of all will sing __________
2. More people will dance ____________
3. Shout louder “Congratulations!” ______
4. Everyone will drink more _________________
5. ____________ will give _________ his TV with joy.
6. And ____________ will give ____________ himself.
7. After the anniversary, he will walk away _______
8. Will leave by car __________________
9. After an hour and a half, she will say that she is cool _____________
10. After 2 hours, he won’t say anything ____
11. Tomorrow he invites everyone to improve his health _____________
12. Tomorrow he will come with a box of beer and bring dried fish ____________

Who is the prettiest today?
MARINA!!!
GREETING GUESTS
Now let's greet each other

We raise our hands together
Let's wave our right hand.
Well, the left hand is released for now.
On the knee. Not yours, but your neighbor's.

Right hand hot
We are the neighbor's shoulder
We embrace indecently.
Did you like it? Fine!

Rocked left and right.
You are rocking great!
Bravo!
Now pat your belly

Let's smile to the fullest.
Let's wink at the neighbor on the right,
We take a glass in hand
Let's pour it to the brim!

We continue the fun
Clink glasses with the neighbor on the right!
A glass so as not to sweat -
Clink glasses with the neighbor on the left!

And with a neighbor opposite,
Support the team!
Together we get up from our places -
Let's make a toast in our thoughts!

Let's say "Congratulations!"
And we drink to the bottom!

CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
CONGRATULATIONS BY ALPHABET

Celebrating a birthday is always very pleasant, and celebrating an anniversary is 5 or even 10 times more pleasant!
Today in this hall there are so many relatives and friends for the hero of the day.
And I'm sure that every one of those present is ready to make a long congratulatory speech in honor of the birthday girl. And before we begin our congratulations, I propose to conduct a congratulatory warm-up, which will help you better praise the hero of the day.
I alternately name the letters of the alphabet, and you come up with a compliment for these letters.
A
B
V
G
D
E
Yo
F
W
AND
TO
L
M
H
O
P
R
WITH
T
At
F
X
C
H
W
SCH
Kommersant
S
b
E
YU
I AM

REAL WOMAN

1. A real woman is the keeper of the hearth. So we give her a box of matches.

2. A real woman is a mistress of all trades. So we give her rubber gloves so that these hands will always remain beautiful and tender, no matter how hard they manage.

3. A real woman - in addition to being the mistress of the house, she is certainly the personification of beauty. Therefore, we give her a mirror so that she can verify this at any time.

4. A real woman - no matter how old she is and no matter how many years she is married - always remains a hunter. Therefore, we give her a bow and arrows (albeit not quite real ones). But they accurately shoot at men's hearts.

5. And finally, a real woman always and everywhere feels like a queen.
Of course, Marina is the queen of tonight. And the queen of life. So let's crown her right now!
Cunning SMS

Guess who sent:
“Happy Birthday. Already on my way. I’ll be there tomorrow morning” (HANGOVER)
“Although I am fickle and changeable, I am never bad. Therefore, accept me today as I am” (WEATHER)
“Drink, go for a walk, if only I have enough” (HEALTH)
“It’s indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Finally make a decision” (GLASS OF VODKA)
“I am devastated as always on your birthday.”
(REFRIGERATOR)
"Don't drink without me." (TOAST)
“I want to snuggle up to your knees or chest”
(NAPKIN)
“Happy birthday dear, I’ll be with you for three more days” (OLIVIER SALAD)
“Here you are drinking everything, but you thought of me”
(LIVER)
“Ask your friends not to scare me like last time” (TOILET)
“Already deformed, when will the dancing begin” (BUTT)
"Oh, and I'm going to spin today" (TOILET PAPER)
“Ah, when will everyone leave, when will we be alone and you will start looking at me.”
(PRESENT)
"Be careful, we might not hold you"
(LEGS)
“Thank you for the holiday, I will come back in a year”
(BIRTHDAY)
“You can go crazy from such physical exertion.” (JAW)
“If I sizzle, don’t be offended, because it’s from feelings that overwhelm me.” (CHAMPAGNE)
“We report: they started work with a creak!”
(CHAIRS)
"Today you will only listen to us"
(CONGRATULATIONS AND WISHES)
“How we hate your birthday. If your friends treat us like this, you will be left without your us.” (EARS)
"Congratulations. I wish you to join me on your birthday. ”(SHASHLIK)
“I want to capture this wonderful birthday” (CAMERA)
"Ready to shed tears for your passing years."
(RAIN)
“I want to congratulate the birthday man, no, step on my throat” (SONG)
“I allow you to get drunk today, you still won’t drink me away” (TALENT)
"I am happy for you and melt with happiness."
(JELLY or ICE CREAM)
"Wanu compared to your charm."
(BOUQUET)
“Ready to blow into your sails!” (WIND)
"Wish we come true" (DREAMS)
“Excuse me for wearing a fur coat. Help take it off ”(HERRING)
“I take over the festive illumination” (CHANDELIER)
“So you drink everything, but you thought about me?” (LIVER)
“Wishing to congratulate you interrupted me!”
(TELEPHONE)
“Don’t be sad that you broke up with us. V next year we promise to visit more often ”(MONEY)
"If you get drunk, then there is nothing to blame on me"
(MIRROR)
“I may be a fool, but it feels good to feel full.” (STOMACH)
“I spread with black streams of joy” (MASK FOR EYELASHES)
“You celebrate, and we will wait” (CASES)
“I promise not to wake up on your birthday”
(SALT)
"I forgive you that you do not notice me" (TIME)
"Forget your sorrows, give yourself to me" (FUN)
"Already ready to ignite" (CAKE)
"Knock, knock, knock, it's me! Open the door!” (HAPPINESS)
“Honey, I know that on this birthday you wanted to break up with me. Please don't leave me."
(NICOTINE)

The presenter is interested in whether the volunteers are left-handed or right-handed. They offer to draw a portrait of the hero of the day with the other hand. Whoever has the best wins.

WARDROBE RENEWAL

Various things are put into the bag (cap, tights, sliders, bra, bow tie, etc.). the music stops - things are taken out of the bag and put on.

DANCE COMPETITION

Chairs are placed, participants dance while sitting on chairs. Best Member determined by the applause of the guests.

couture show

3 men: Giani Versace, Jean Paul Gaultier, John Galliano wrap to the music toilet paper girls.
dexterous fingers

1. Who will be the first to get through to the hero of the day.

2. Who will send SMS “Congratulations on the anniversary” to the hero of the day faster.

3. Who can calculate faster on a calculator
5784-4673+24-1053= 50

4. Using the calendar, see when the next anniversary (day of the week) will be at the hero of the day.
5. Indicate what brand the hero of the day has a phone.
The speeches were glorious
They wanted the main thing:
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Most of all of us to collect.

For everything to come true
You tell us for mercy
What should be done?
Raise your glasses up everyone!

As a leader, there may be one of close friends, or a husband, if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. A scripted holiday can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of invited people.

an envelope with a phrase, a photograph of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several diplomas, album sheets, two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,

Hello dear guests! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to know this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.

As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Look, please, everyone under your chair, whoever finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!

Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:

1. Have fun until you drop;

2. Do not be sad, do not lose heart at the table and beyond;

3. Say beautiful toasts;

4. Drink everything that is poured;

5. Participate in all conversations;

6. Dance, dance, dance;

7. Obey the leader in everything.

Everyone has gathered for a long time

It's time to raise a glass to everyone

For a beautiful birthday girl

It's time to say congratulations to us!

(Name of the birthday girl) they say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:

It's easy to beat your age

You can't refuse it

Although in principle it is possible

If your friends are by your side!

May you be 100 or 200

But your soul is young

Pour your glasses soon

Drink to youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!

And you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in the memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who will undertake this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she has become.

(Prepare a collage with photos or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright, cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photos into pictures, write some fun facts and stories from life)

But, without (the names of the parents of the birthday girl), this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise glasses for them, for the fact that they gave us such a beautiful woman who fills the life of each of you with happiness!

In the meantime, you eat, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So this happened decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere, who remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! Many different people appeared on her way, but she forever settled the most special in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support is more important than anything in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!

You eat, eat, and I will hold a small auction for now! So, friends, three special lots are being drawn, including a photo of a birthday girl, a dance with a birthday girl and hugs lasting a whole minute! Let `s start?

(Auction "Compliments". To win, the guest needs to name compliments. Whoever gives the most compliments, he gets the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)

I offer you a drink for compliments,

Who touched the birthday girl of the soul,

Fill your glasses quickly

And reinforce everything you said!

Changer, please pay attention! I recently walked by a magic shop here and bought cards. But, these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people at this table think of you. Draw a card gentlemen!

It is a pity that our magical session was not long, but he made clear the thoughts of the guests. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now, the man of her life will tell her about her feelings. As far as I know, he prepared a love poem.

Your turn has come

Congratulate our birthday girl,

Anyone interested, please come here!

While you guys are having a snack, I want to hold a little competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - a candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!

1. What day of the week was she born?

2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?

3. How much does it weigh now?

4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?

6. Does she mope in autumn?

7. How old are you?

8. What grade did she have in algebra?

9. Favorite sweet?

10. How much time does he devote to sports?

11. How many pairs of shoes does she have in her wardrobe?

12. Does he like to chew at night?

14. Name of the first guy?

15. Favorite flowers?

16. Favorite music?

17. Favorite movie?

18. Excitement, her faithful ally?

19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?

20. Who was the first to get a kiss?

Something you all sat up,

Gotta fix it

Wish what you wanted?

Let's dance fast!

And now, my dears, I invite you to play a little. You are all good dancers, and I would like to suggest that you diversify your steps a little.

Each guest must repeat the movements after the other, whoever copies better will receive a prize.

Glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,

Let's get back to the dance floor

It's time to wish health, happiness,

Friends, follow me!

Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, how do you see it?

Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who have come, whoever collects the most receives a prize!

I would not want to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!

Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But, the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!

Requisites: two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds.

Now get in line

We will play with you

Let's, let's have fun

Evening long to remember!

(The presenter announces the “Shore” contest. There are two code words “Coast”, “Water”. At the word “Coast”, everyone jumps forward, at the word “Water”, back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, the ocean, etc. The inattentive fall out, the most attentive gets a prize. age features participants, if necessary, you can use another fun contest).

Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!

I want to raise this toast

For happiness, for health,

So that the birthday girl always blooms,

To recede all the bad!

Now, it's time to give us gifts,

And to make it more interesting

Should you describe your gift,

Will the Princess guess it!

But the gift is common, it is from everyone,

And treat the guests who came!

Great sounded congratulations,

Nice toasts to all you said

It's time for the birthday girl to say

Thank you for visiting!

(Turning to the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think well, because now is the time to blow out the candles!

Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but still have to. Finally, I want to wish our beautiful birthday girl ordinary female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere good mood!

cool script home anniversary 3

Good afternoon dear readers, glad to see you Gennady Korolev on topic interesting scenario anniversary at home.

Here is an interesting script for the anniversary at home, which was successfully carried out in practice and everyone liked it. It can be used as the basis for your funny script anniversary at home.

Decorate the room to create a festive atmosphere with various balls and their compositions. Buy a banner from the letters "Happy Anniversary" or the like, flowers are required for a woman's anniversary.

And our script for the anniversary of the house looks like this:

General, on behalf of all guests. The leader or toastmaster speaks. Depending on the date of the anniversary can be found on the Internet for every taste.

Personal or group. For congratulations on a joke, with the drawing of the hero of the day, you can use this resource

Depending on the mood and the amount of alcohol consumed, they are selected individually.

- A dozen well-known phrases and expressions from famous comedies, vaudevilles and romances are selected;

- then they are read out with the same intonation and expression as in the film;

- whoever guesses first - gets a prize, a point or something like that.

You can read more about this contest in my article “I ask you not to express yourself in my house”

Here's what it looks like cool contest on the anniversary of the house on video:

I give funny phrases from famous comedies:

1. - Come back, I will forgive everything!
2. Yes, this is not Rio de Janeiro!
3. - Can I give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
4. Remember: we have long arms!
5. — How much is opium for the people?

1. - ... and with us - the manager of the house is a friend of man!
2. - And your mustache has peeled off ...
3. Strictly to the north, about 50 meters, there is a toilet of the “toilet” type, marked on the plan with the letters “M” and “Zho” ...
4. There is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour ...
5. Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

And at the same moment, the creature in love, turning on the afterburner, rushed off on a date!

(Only old men go into battle)

- Attraction of unheard of greed!

Who will plant him! He's a monument!

Everything. There will be no kin... The electricity is out.

I'm Auntie Charlie from Brazil, where there are many wild monkeys in the forests!

Did the housekeeper make vodka?

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

This is what the life-giving cross does!

Leave me, old woman - I'm sad ...

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

Long live our court, the most humane court in the world!

We see one star, two stars ... Better, of course, five stars!

Nobody left the mafia

(The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia)

And along the road - the dead with scythes stand, and silence!

- Several are selected famous proverbs, For example:

And Vaska listens and eats.

And the king is naked.

A woman with a cart is easier for a mare.

Take more - throw further, while it flies - take a smoke break.

It went in one ear and out the other.

In crowded but not mad.

He sees the eye, but the tooth is numb.

The eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing.

Leopard change his spots.

If you chase two hares, you won't catch one.

For a word in a pocket does not climb.

Make a fool pray to God, he will hurt his forehead.

And the Swiss, and the reaper, and the player on the pipe.

- These proverbs should be written on pieces of paper

- Any of the guests is called, blindly chooses one of the pieces of paper with a proverb written on it

- Without words, using only facial expressions, you need to show the proverb so that the members of your team can guess

Learn more about this fun interesting competition can be read in the article "What does it mean?"

Here is the video of the contest "Guess the proverb"

- For the competition, you need several people 3-4 who have not previously participated in it

- The first participant stays, the rest go out the door so that they don’t hear anything

- The host reads to the first player a short text about Marfusha

- Then the second participant is called and the first one retells the text about Marfusha that he remembered

- Then the third participant is called and the second one retells the text about Marfusha, what he remembered, and so on until the last participant

- At the end of this competition - the game, the host reads the text again - the original about Marfusha

- All guests are given the opportunity to compare the original text and what has come down to us through the "broken phone"

- As a result, in the end we have such lies and writing a new cool story about Marfusha that we just choke with laughter.

Here is Marfush's text:

Marfusha lived. She was an ordinary woman, had a husband and two children. V weekdays I went to work, in the evenings I went shopping for groceries, choosing those that were cheaper.

She loved to cook deliciously, was a faithful wife, had sex exclusively with her husband and only on Fridays.

One day she went to the forest, looking for mushrooms, and there she unexpectedly met a UFO. After that, Marfushi's life changed dramatically. She stopped cooking at home, and now preferred to go to restaurants.

Sometimes I still bought products, but only in the supermarket, choosing the most expensive ones. And now I had sex with a neighbor, and every day.

As a result, the husband took to drink, the children began to bring deuces from school, but Marfusha liked her so much new life that she was completely oblivious to it.

This went on for a whole year, until she again went into the forest. There she remained, and no one saw her again.

Learn more about the competition in the article "Marfusha"

Here is a video from my video channel.

Using such a cool skit contest in your anniversary script at home makes it especially interesting.

- It plays well when there are many guests, each has its own role: Grandfather, Grandmother, turnip, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat and Mouse

- Guests - actors can simply be lined up and allowed to read and remember the phrase that they should pronounce when their name is mentioned (you can write on a piece of paper or hand)

- The host reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping after mentioning each name of the hero of the fairy tale. (If someone hesitates or forgets, we remind and prompt)

- I give the main options for phrases for Heroes

- Man, remove the pen, I'm still 18 and not!

We make a deluge and run away!

I have become old, my health is not the same!

Right now, such a booze will go!

grandma- v Lately grandfather does not satisfy me! (preferred)

Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

Maybe smoking is better?

Cat– I don’t work without valerian!

Get the dog off the playground, I'm allergic!

Guys, maybe in a pile?

What it looks like live, you will see in this video:

As you can see, an interesting script for the anniversary at home was held with a bang!, using only 3 funny competition and fun storytelling.

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The funniest birthday script ever

The guests take an apple and insert as many matches as possible into it to make a hedgehog. A couple consisting of a guy and a girl is invited to participate in the competition. They take turns pulling out a match from an apple and saying an affectionate word to each other. At the end, the couple is awarded a prize.

The host with the guests come up with a word and say it to one of the participants in the competition. His task is to depict this word on paper without using letters and numbers. The participant tries and draws. The task of the team of players is to guess what word they are talking about. The one who guesses first will receive a prize.

This competition is quite interesting for people who have not yet known each other enough. All people sit in a circle, everyone is given a lot of chips in their hands. The first player says "I never. ”and names what he has never done in his life. Players who, on the contrary, did what the first player did not do, give him one chip each.

The one who scores wins maximum amount chips.

Several players are invited to participate in the competition, they are given two sheets of paper each. They must imagine that their house was on fire, and the players must decide which item they would save first. They should draw this thing on the first sheet. On the second sheet, they should depict the reason why they will save this particular thing.

All papers are put in two boxes, the first box is the “subject”, the second is the “reason”. Then the host pulls out a sheet from both boxes. And it turns out interesting story: "I'll save the TV because it's nice to walk on."

One girl is brought in behind the screen. The host asks guests questions about the girl's clothes, her makeup, hair, and so on. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. Whoever is right gets points. The guest with the most points wins a prize.

At the entrance to the celebration, the host presents the guest with a sticker. Guests keep them throughout the celebration. The host has the right to take the sticker from the guest if his arms or legs are crossed. Win those guests who have never crossed their arms and legs. They are awarded prizes.

Subsections: for children, for women, for men, for adults, for girls, for 10 years, for home

No modern holiday is complete without a different kind of funny contests and scripts. No anniversary, no wedding, no ordinary birthday. At the same time, good and funny scenarios are half the success of the event - a corporate party, birthday or student party.

Every birthday person wants his birthday to be fun and in a good atmosphere. To fulfill this desire, you need to carefully consider the scenario for the evening. It may include games, contests, funny scenes. For those who do not want to develop a plan on their own, ready-made birthday scenarios are suitable. They are designed for adults and children of all ages. By choosing a birthday scenario in this section, you can be sure that the holiday will be excellent.

Original stories will be interesting for both children and adults. Scenarios for the birthday presented on the site are designed for any audience. Adults and children will be happy to play the proposed contests and games. You can change the script if necessary. own will: add dances, skits, etc. It all depends only on the imagination of those who are going to celebrate the holiday. Celebrating a birthday, any hero of the occasion wants to make this day unforgettable.

Using ready-made birthday scenarios, you can entertain the assembled guests who will be interested in the proposed games and contests.

Mini birthday scenarios for all occasions:

A bottle of alcohol is placed on the table, on which a new deck of playing cards (preferably plastic ones) is then placed. The players in this scenario must take turns removing one card from the deck. From whom the whole deck falls, he lost. The punishment for this is a sip from the bottle.

For this scenario, two teams of players of 4-5 people are made up, in which a man alternates with a woman. Each participant of the competition pinches a pencil between his lip and nose and passes it to the next. Quite right, the next player must take the baton in the same way. At the same time, the pencil itself is not allowed to be touched, but all other parts of the body and face can be touched. Usually. Very soon, the faces of the participants in the script take on a completely hilarious look, especially after taking alcohol.

All guests stand in a circle, while the men are opposite the women. The job of the lead script is to tell the player what to do. In this case, the specific action depends only on the imagination and preparation of the presenter. For example, you can order the player to hug the person standing opposite, or kiss, or say hello, as if not very good friend, etc. After each participant, the next one is selected clockwise (or counter-clockwise if the leader is left-handed).

You will need: a house (a house with balls at the bottom, this is a cube, 1x1x1m in size, with windows and an entrance, made of fabric stretched over plastic sticks); branches from the forest (to decorate the house), hats with images of animals. They are made like this: a piece of drawing paper is folded into a cone, fixed with a stapler, a piece of elastic is attached - put it on the neck, in front of the cap, again, the figure of the beast is attached with a stapler. Hats can be decorated by gluing pieces of colored paper on them.

Girl's birthday script 17, 18, 20, 22, 25, 30 years old

Invitation: the text of the invitation can be written in children's handwriting, children's drawings can be used in the design. An invitation card can be attached to a small soft toy or baby doll (for girls), to a typewriter or toy gun (for boys).

Registration: the room is decorated with balloons, on chairs, armchairs and sofas lie Stuffed Toys, dolls, balls, toy cars. On the wall hangs a newspaper with children's photographs of the birthday girl. Another wall is decorated with a fence made from several pieces of paper.

- Hello, friends! Today we celebrate the birthday of a wonderful girl (name)

(age) - oh, what a date!

Let it not be an anniversary, not round,

This is the dance of the waves and the riot of the garden.

It's behind two wings!

It's eight Fridays in a week

Time for trial, error and dilemmas.

Beauty and spirit in a healthy body,

This is life so far without problems!

This is a neighborhood with recklessness,

And now it's forgivable

The epicenter of adolescence and childhood,

This is fermented wine.

It's time for self-assertion

This is the best time in life.

Happy birthday!

And still no fluff, no feather!

(Guests raise their glasses to the birthday girl).

Leading:(age) years - this is the beginning of adulthood, this is a farewell to childhood. Therefore, we decided to celebrate today's holiday in a way that we never did as children. The Day of Disobedience is declared! Today we will be naughty, have fun and tease each other, and also scream loudly. Screaming "Happy Birthday, (name)!"

(Everyone screams. It is carried out several times so that the congratulations turn out to be loud and slender).

And today we will write whatever we want on the fences. I ask you to come to the fence and write wishes to our birthday girl on it.

(Guests write congratulations to the birthday girl on the fence).

Leading: Birthday girl, now you have your wish fence. And may these wishes come true!

Auction "Our birthday girl".

The host announces that the winner of the auction will be the one who last says a kind word-definition of the birthday girl. The winner receives a prize - a large lollipop or a bag of sweets for the sweetest speeches addressed to the birthday girl. And the host offers to raise glasses for such an unusual birthday girl.

The facilitator offers to remember the ritual of growing up. A game is played with a pacifier, which the participants must spit out as far as possible. The winner receives a prize - a bright dummy.

The host talks about the importance of chairs in our childhood. We used them to get to the farthest corners of the sideboard or lockers where sweets were hidden from us. We built whole castles out of them. And how many times have we had to stand on it, recite poems and sing songs to the approving exclamations of adults and the proud look of parents.

The guests pull strips of paper from the box with 1 line from a children's poem. Then 4 people stand on chairs and read what happened.

Everyone gets forfeits. Participants must portray.

- How the birthday boy learned to walk.

- Depict how the birthday boy was engaged in childhood rhythmic gymnastics;

- Like a birthday boy, sitting on a potty, he called his mother.

- How the birthday boy selected his favorite toy

- As the birthday man demanded in the store to buy him a toy.

"Birthday Gifts"

From one box, guests draw cards with the names of the gift. The birthday girl pulls a card from another box with a description of what she will do with this gift.

The host offers to remember childhood and the game of "daughter-mother". Participants are divided into two teams with an equal number of players. Each team is given a bow. The first one ties a bow to the second one, the second one unties it and ties it to the third one, and so on. The latter ties the first. The team that did it earlier and more accurately wins.

"We all sang songs"

The host reads the definition to the children's song, and the guests, guessing, sing it.

- a song about a piece of land surrounded by water, whose inhabitants are happy from the constant eating of tropical fruits (“Chunga-changa”);

- a song about a sky-colored vehicle ("Blue Carriage");

- a song about being bad weather they cannot spoil the holiday (“We will survive this trouble”);

- a song about how a shaggy creature performs a musical composition and at the same time takes sunbaths ("I'm lying in the sun")

- a song about a plant growing in conditions wildlife and a felled peasant ("A Christmas tree was born in the forest");

- a song about how fun it is to march with the team ("It's fun to walk together");

- a song about a small creature resembling a certain vegetable in color (“A grasshopper was sitting in the grass”).

During the dance, the guests pass each other a box. When the music stops, the one who currently has the box in his hands takes out something from it without looking and puts it on. The game continues.

1. Congratulations on the template

For such a congratulation, you need to prepare a text with games, skipping adjectives. For example, “On this ____________ and ___________ evening, when __________ stars are burning in the ____________ sky, ____________ ladies and at least ____________ gentlemen gathered at this ___________ table in this _____________ hall (apartment) to congratulate our __________ NN.

We wish him friends, _______ love. smiles, success and

Today, in honor of NN, we will sing _________ songs, ____________, give _____ gifts and drink _________ wine. At our _______ party there will be _________ jokes, ________ jokes, ______ dances-shmantsy and squeezing. We will play _____ games and put on __________ skits. Let our NN be the most and __________.

The text of congratulations can be composed for any celebration, anniversary, graduation, professional holiday.

Directly at the party, the host gets up and says: “Dear friends, I have prepared a congratulation here, but I have problems with adjectives, and I ask you to name any adjectives that come to mind, and I will write them down.” The facilitator writes the pronounced adjectives in the empty spaces of congratulations on the games in the order they are pronounced. Then the text is read, and everyone laughs at the funny coincidences.

For more fun, you can ask for adjectives from a specific field, such as medical terms, scientific, military jargon, etc.

Before sitting down at the table, each guest cuts out of paper what he would like to give or wish to the hero of the occasion. For example, a car, a key to new apartment, baby, banknote, new dress. All "gifts" are attached with thread to a rope or fishing line, which is stretched approximately at chest level.

The birthday boy is blindfolded and handed scissors. To the approving cries of those present, he must go to the rope and cut off the "souvenir". What was in the hands will definitely appear at the birthday man before the end of the year.

To involve guests, you can invite the hero of the occasion to guess whose wish it is. If he succeeds, the guest performs some kind of phantom: he sings a song, tells a joke.

The text of congratulations is written in advance and cut into pieces. If the hero of the occasion is a man, then the “pieces” are hidden in the clothes of the ladies present and vice versa. The task of the birthday boy is to collect all the parts. To do this, the ladies (men) stand in a row, and the guests direct the “seeker” or “seeker” with cries of “hot”, “cold”. After the congratulation is collected, it is read out by those who hid it.

In secret from the culprit (or culprit) of the holiday, a full-length silhouette of a human figure is made from cardboard. A photograph of the birthday person (birthday girl) is glued in place of the face. They put on this mannequin all possible items of clothing: from shorts to a hat. They can be both real and made of paper. Paper ones are simply pinned to the mannequin. Then the presenter asks the guests questions about the hero of the day: when was he born, his favorite dish, etc. If the guest is not mistaken, he removes any item of clothing from the mannequin. The most intimate parts can be covered with green paper fig leaves. On these leaves, you can write comic wishes if the birthday person has a well-developed sense of humor.

For such a congratulations you will need big leaf drawing paper (attached to the wall), marked as follows: a target of five circles. The first one with the letters L, P, S, R is the main one.

The host invites the hero of the occasion to fill in the "target". In each sector of the second circle, you need to randomly arrange numbers from 1 to 4. In the third circle, you need to write the names of animals, for example, a bee, a hippopotamus, a boa constrictor, a lion. V next round- character traits: importunity, generosity, laziness, tenderness.

In the last circle, catchphrases, aphorisms, sayings, "jokes" are recorded. Now the presenter "decrypts" all the inscriptions. The first circle will tell you what the birthday boy is in first, second, third and fourth place in life: P - bed, C - family, R - work, L - love.

The third and fourth circles must be read together with the main one. For example, a lazy hippo in bed, a gentle boa constrictor in the family, an annoying bee at work, a generous lion in love. The last circle also refers to the main one and characterizes the culprit (-tsu) of the holiday with one phrase: Bed - measure seven times, etc.

6. "True balls"

For this congratulations in the form of a game, you need to prepare two sets of cards: one with questions, the other with answers. Cards with answers are laid out in balloons. Cards with questions are mixed in a hat or in a box. copyright - http://sc-pr.ru The hero of the occasion is invited to pull out a "ticket" with a question, burst the balloon and read out the answer.

The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers. sample questions for cards

1. Does your loved one make you jealous?

2. When do you have to smile?

3. Do you compliment your boss?

4. Are you afraid of prison?

5. How often do you put wine on the table?

6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?

7. Do you respect alcohol?

8. Do you enjoy erotica?

9. Do you remember those who loved you before?

10. Do you dream of winning a car?

11. How often do you step on the feet of others?

12. How often do you fight with your friends?

13. Are you jealous of your "other half"?

14. Is your character unbearable to others?

15. Do you like to enjoy food?

16. Do you like to play the fool?

17. How often do you remember your loved one?

18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?

19. Do you want to go to America?

20. Do you hide false earnings from your family?

21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?

23. Do you experience fatigue from work?

24. Do you criticize our government?

25. Are you capable of noble deeds?

26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?

1. There was not and will not be.

2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.

3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.

4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.

5. Only when in a bad mood.

6. Of course, and more than once.

7. It happens, but only at night.

8. Every day, and more than once.

9. Whenever I go to bed.

10. Had to suffer from it.

11. Only awake and in slippers.

12. Exclusively in a restaurant.

13. And under torture I will not tell.

14. This is my hobby.

15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.

16. It was once.

17. When there are guests in the house.

18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.

19. Not without it.

20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.

21. If there is no second half nearby.

22. When kicked out of the house.

23. This topic is unpleasant for me.

24. When my relatives do not see.

25. At night under the covers.

26. Only in thoughts.

A comic scenario for a friend's birthday - nicelady women's magazine

Your friend's birthday is coming up soon. In order to have fun, come up with something new, create an atmosphere of fun and a great holiday at the birthday party. Organize a mind-blowing event, invite only those guests to whom you will definitely be happy! It does not matter how many there will be - two, five or ten - the main thing is that all participants are cheerful, noisy and groovy!

In order to fill the holiday with surprises and surprises, organize it outside the home. How do you like the idea of ​​spending a friend's birthday in the sauna? After all, this is such a great opportunity! We so rarely manage to combine the useful with the pleasant!

First you need to decorate the room where the feast will be. Inflate balloons, hang them on the walls. Prepare a large postcard on which each guest should leave their wishes for the birthday girl. You can attach streamers with congratulations when all the participants of the event gather, the toastmaster is the closest friend, invites everyone to the festive table. She is given the first toast. Words of congratulations sound, and a gift is presented. This is followed by an invitation to drink a glass of champagne for the birthday girl.

Toastmaster offers the contest "The most nimble." All participants are preparing to enter the sauna, for which they need to undress in time. The one who was first won. The winner is awarded a small prize. Everyone enters the sauna for no more than 5-10 minutes, after which they run into the pool to cool off. Between congratulations, entering the sauna, dancing and swimming, further congratulations sound and competitions are held.

1. The game "Surprise". A rope is prepared in advance, small objects are tied to it on a thread. The player is blindfolded, untwisted and directed to a rope with surprises. The participant must use scissors to try to get a surprise by cutting it off. The rest of the guests help him in this, shouting "cold-hot".

2. Joke game. There are two participants: a man and a woman. The lady is given candy in her mouth, seated on the sofa. A man is invited to take a candy from a lady blindfolded. The comic of the situation is that as soon as the man is blindfolded, another man is seated on the sofa! The competition ends with loud shouts and merry laughter of the guests.

3. Most hot man. Men are given a piece of ice. The first one to melt it is the hottest. You can drown in the palms, between the legs, under the arms, on the torso. Laughter and squeal are provided to you!

Nothing brings a company together like singing familiar songs! You can pick up a melody and sing a congratulation for the birthday girl.

For example: (Melody "Robins").

Having learned about her birthday from her,

We all came to the party.

Everyone rushed together to the light,

Champagne here to drink to everyone for health!

I beg you, friend

Don't feel sorry for the wine.

Pour it to all the guests

And me too ... pour it!

Products went to no one knows where,

There were not enough bottles of all of us,

The hostess suddenly felt sad then,

Why did I invite them here?

And the guests don’t even lead with their ears,

All together happy birthday congratulations,

Big love and a whole sack of money,

With all their hearts, they wish her everything!

At the end of the holiday, be sure to perform the rite of purification of the birthday girl. While she is busy with the festive table, prepare a surprise for her. Drop floating candles and flowers into the pool, turn off the lights. Guests stand around the perimeter of the pool and blow bubbles. The toastmaster and the birthday girl descend into the water. “Our Father” is read and the hero of the occasion is washed with water. The guests, whooping and shouting with delight, jump into the water to the “sinless one”.

Believe that this is a fun and liberating action!

After such events, the rise of moral and physical strength is guaranteed for you for a long time!