The scenario of the 35th anniversary for a man. "Hero of the Evening"

35 years is a significant age, which speaks of the maturity of the birthday man and the fact that in his life he has already managed to do a lot of things. This is exactly what should be emphasized in congratulations. But compared to women, men give more attention and strength to work, therefore, the main congratulations concern just this side. But there is no such emphasis on the family.

In accordance with this scheme, and built anniversary script for a 35 year old man. But you should not make this event too strict and prim, otherwise it may not leave a very pleasant impression of it, as a boring and by no means exciting event.

Any successful holiday is built from several components. Let's start with one of the most important. Do you think this is a script? No, it's not him. It's about choosing a venue. The abundance of tobacco smoke in the air, not too pleasant neighborhood, little space and excessively loud music can spoil the impression of the most wonderful holiday. Therefore, take the choice of the right place with sufficient responsibility. It can be both a restaurant and a country cottage area. But for such solemn occasions, decent places are most often chosen. After all, you can have a good rest in nature on other days, and such a responsible celebration must be held in the best place. This is the most common mistake when organizing a holiday. The cost of a restaurant doesn't always affect how guests feel at ease and have a good time.

The second component of success is the general idea of ​​the holiday. The ideal anniversary should not be a careless heap of various competitions. It is best if all parts of the program are connected by one thread, some original idea, which will give novelty to the whole holiday, and most importantly, it will be remembered by everyone.

Another component of success is the right script. It is very important, you should not let things take their course and turn the anniversary into a drinking bout. Not too good and arrange long and unnecessarily official event, which will consist entirely of eulogies.

The presence of humor in moderation is a must. The birthday boy, of course, is the central face of the event, but everyone should have fun.

Another component of the event is the right guests. Here the principle already operates - it is better less, but it is better.

Voice greetings on the phone

Right now, choose the option of congratulations and send directly to mobile phone hero of the day.

The theme of the script for the 35th anniversary of a man

"Such a different birthday." Competitions will be all fun, and interesting, and most importantly not monotonous. After all, at 35 you can and very much need to laugh. The room where the holiday will take place can be decorated with various balloons, ribbons and thematic posters. It is also not bad to purchase a poster of wishes, on which all the guests present could write their wishes and congratulations as a keepsake for the Anniversary.

Introduction:
35 years old, this is the so-called golden mean, youth. The man has a family, work, friends, he has achieved a lot and done a lot, but his appearance still allows them to admire, because he is still young, both outside and inside. So this date needs to be celebrated and it needs to be done solemnly. And if not in a restaurant, then this feast can be arranged at home.

Presenter:
35 is not much
It's not a year at all
35 is the road
At 35, life is so sweet!
Here we celebrate them all
These marvelous 35,
We will meet with great joy,
And we hasten to call the Anniversary!
Let's repeat after me, at the expense of one-two-three, Anniversary dear come out!
(guests on the command of the presenter call the Anniversary, he comes out, they applaud him)

Presenter:
Well, who is 35 here?!
What will you be serving?
Here is your first task:
To celebrate the holiday
You have to dance
And just dance well
Otherwise, we won't let you drink wine!
(some good fun music sounds, the hero of the day is dancing, guests can support him)

Presenter:
They danced very well
There is still a task ahead, and most importantly,
Now we are waiting for a ditty from you,
And sing it, you are no worse than an old woman!
(the host gives the text to the Anniversary, he reads or sings it to the music)

Presenter:
Well, now you can pass,
I eat different food and drink wine,
But before I make a toast, I'll tell you
In the meantime, applause!
(The hero of the day goes to his place)

Presenter (toast):
For your life, for 35,
For the fact that you can surprise with this,
After all, perhaps you won’t give so much,
You are flawless and this is not a mirage
So let's drink to
May you always be the same, and only improve over the years like wine!
(musical break, meal)

Presenter:
Now let's play a contest
And there for the first places and prizes we get!

Contest "Congratulations from the animals"

Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter takes out a bag with animal masks, each in turn takes out one mask for himself and must congratulate the Anniversary in it, but in such a way as to correspond to the animal. That is, if a tiger, then growling, if a bunny, then jumping. Then, with the help of applause, you can determine the best congratulators, they are awarded prizes: each with a set of masks.

Presenter:
We played a competition with you,
I hope you didn't get bored
Then we continue the feast
Pouring wine into glasses
And for the dear Anniversary - we drink!
(musical break, meal)

Presenter:
And now it's time to congratulate
Who wants the best (name) wish,
I ask you to come to me
And say congratulations in turn!
(guests alternately congratulate the Jubilee)

Presenter:
And now for all this
Again I suggest you drink wine!
Let's be guests for you
Why is everything here and now!
(musical break, meal)

Presenter:
And now I ask you to become,
Stretch your body a little
We need to dance!
(music sounds, alternate fast and slow, guests dance at will)

Presenter:
They danced perfectly
It's customary for a holiday
Well, now we fill the glasses again,
And we drink for the bright future of the Anniversary!
(musical break, meal)

Presenter:
I announce the competition again
I invite everyone who wants to!

Competition "Chicken eggs"

Everyone is welcome to participate, we are divided into two teams. The presenter announces that everyone should imagine themselves as chickens, a bowl of eggs is placed in front of each chicken team at a distance of six meters, which they must drag in turn. Task: go to the pelvis on your haunches, take as many eggs as you can with your hands (you can put them in your mouth, between your stomach and legs, if you have handbags and pockets, then go there too), but you can’t carry them in your hands, just put them, and return to the team. And so, the team that transfers the eggs the fastest wins. Prize: a pack of quail eggs for each.

Presenter:
Well, we played with you,
You squatted like chickens,
It's obvious that everyone was having fun.
You definitely did not skimp on emotions,
Now let's fill the glasses
And congratulations to the hero of the day on his 35th birthday!
(musical break, meal)

Presenter:
You beg me, forgive me
Have more fun together
Well, it's time for me to leave
I can't be with you anymore
Once again, congratulations to the hero of the day,
And at 35, I only wish you all the best!
(the presenter leaves, but the celebration continues)

And finally, a toast to a 35-year-old man:

A toast to a 35-year-old man should be short, but not so short that everyone thinks that there is nothing to say about him. The toast must be witty, but not so that everyone laughs for 2 hours, and, finally, it must be smart, but not so much that everyone thinks for a long time what they just said. In a word, something like this: “For you, you are our innovative!”.

Since the celebration of the birthday was in the gazebo with barbecue, but with a bathhouse and a pool, everything that was planned could not be realized, but a fun start was made. So I hope it will be useful to someone.

I express my gratitude to the girls with BB, finalized and arranged their scenarios into one:

Darya

SCENARIO

Let's greet each other

They raised their right hand - they waved to the birthday man!

Well, the left hand drops slightly to the knee ...

Not mine! And to the neighbor!

With the right hand we are hot

Let's hug the neighbor's shoulder so decently ...

Did you like it? Fine!

Swayed left, right.

Well done! Fine! Bravo!

They stroked their stomach -

Smiled all over!

Let's push the neighbor on the right,

Neighbor on the left - wink!

We take a glass in our hand, pour it to the brim!

We continue the fun

Clink glasses with the neighbor on the right ...

And with a neighbor opposite - for a cheerful team ...

Together we get up from our seats - in our thoughts we will say a toast ...

Let's say "Congratulations!"

And we all drink to the bottom!

Do not forget to have a bite - and pour yourself again!

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Chrychalka - Divide the guests into two parts. One side says the phrase -

"Guests to drink vodka." Second - "You pour a glass!"
(The host reads poetry, and the guests take turns shouting a phrase in unison.)

Today is an unusual day
We have an excellent reason.
The holiday should be washed ...
"Guests to drink vodka."
Let's dance together
Sing songs, play games.
And to make it more fun...
"You pour a glass!"
We celebrate birthday
We welcome guests with pleasure.
How can you please them all?
"Guests to drink vodka."
We made the program
Contests were composed for you,
And so that the games go faster,
"You pour a glass!"
Okay, okay, don't shout
And don't wake up the neighbors!
Pour it quickly
For the birthday boy, for all the guests!

_________________________________________________________

presenter: Now I suggest you have a little laugh. This game is called Telegram. Each of those present will name any adjective, I will insert it into the text of the congratulatory telegram and read out what happened.

Congratulation!

_________________ and ____________________ Gennady!

Congratulations on your thirty-third birthday!

Over the years, from ___________ and _____________ baby you have become
in ___________________ and _________________ man!

We wish you to remain the most ______________ husband for ____________ wife
and by ____________ dad for ______________ daughter.

Let your _________ and _________ friends pamper you more often with their attention.

In general, grow up, Gennady ____________ and ___________! Your ___________ guests.

_______________________________________________________________

presenter:

Do you hear, Gene, such a thing -
Vodka boiled in glasses
Schaub she was not out of breath,
We need to bite a little.
For such a reason
I'll say a little toast:
If you want - believe, if you want - do not believe,
An animal is roaming around somewhere.
He does not live in a dense forest,
Powerful in Russian.
This animal is called "moose" -
It's been that way for a long time.
May "ELSE" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
To want and be able
So that happiness does not end,
About good to dream
For business to succeed

So that everything always comes true!

Original congratulations riddle.

Now look under your plates. Some of you have a congratulation-riddle under them. The birthday boy must guess at the end of each such riddle what you wish him. So let's start.

In December, flying around, the calendar
Blooms again in January.
We don't feel sorry for the days gone by.
We are ready for new discoveries.
The spring bush will open the leaves,
Starfalls will open us summer.
But the main discovery is you

And today we celebrate it.
Wishes flow like a mountain river,
It was like a blessing came from heaven.
With a little effort,
You try to guess them yourself.

(And then the guests read congratulations.)

Well, if there is a lot of it.
But money can't buy it.
Any road is not terrible with him,
It is pleasant and fun to live with him.
And when suddenly it is not enough,
Attacks a terrible disease,
The doctor prescribes the procedures for us
And the nature around is darkening.
To save it - temper!
We wish today with love:
Try to live up to a hundred years,
Let it not let you down ... (health)

Everyone understands it in their own way.
It is like a tit in the hands.
Sometimes there is knocking at the door,
That somewhere soars in the clouds.
Sometimes it is called family.
Know how to protect it.
They find him not behind a distant mountain,
But just from friendly meetings.
Women have one thing, men have another.
Let troubles bypass you, bad weather
And life accompanies great
Nothing comparable ... (happiness)

They warm our soul and pocket
And allow us to live luxuriously.
You can be both full and drunk with them,
And you can take women to a restaurant.
Someone always misses them
And someone's chickens do not peck.
They sometimes save a lot
Sometimes they don't let me sleep peacefully.
We want you to be able every summer
Travel to the Cote d'Azur
Live happily ever after.
Let there always be enough ... (money)

She is called the cell of society,
And, as a support, in life we ​​need.
From two hearts of lovers is created,
Mutual understanding is strong.
It brings generations together.
And each creates its own way.
Celebrate your favorite birthday
In her circle, everyone is happy.
Although the moments are difficult,
But still, while the earth is spinning,
Let your love not disappear
And it will be strong, friendly ... (family)

You can rely on them
As for yourself.
When joy or sorrow happens,
They will share it with you.
Their main quality is loyalty.
They won't let us down
Show both sensitivity and tenderness,
They will go to reconnaissance with you.
And everyone understands
It's always more fun with them.
Let life surround you
More reliable ... (friends)

Scene "Fortune-telling of a gypsy"
(any of the guests dress up as a gypsy)


Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am a gypsy Aza,
I came to you here by order.
On the table, oh, stacks, oops, oops, buds.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this pile is mine.
Dear birthday boy, I see you are happy
How many close friends you rather pour them.
On the hands of the bracelets slowly click,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
This on ne, on ne, on ne, what an obsession,
I'll guess now, but for a fee.
Who came here for what, the birthday boy will know
But the gypsy Aza does not guess for free.
Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It is better not to find Aza, do not even try.

Print on sheets, cut and put answers in a beautiful bag.
Guests take turns taking out information and reading aloud
"Why did I come to the Jubilee?"

WHAT IS THERE A LONG SPEECH?
GREAT TIME!

ASK: "ANSWER ASAP!"
I WILL LOUD SONG TO SING.

TO YOU I HERE I Confess, BROTHERS:
LAUGH VERY LOUD!

HONESTLY NEED TO ANSWER?

UNDER THE TABLE I WANT TO SLEEP.

MY ANSWER IS ALREADY READY:
I WANT TO DRINK WITHOUT BRAKES!

I WILL NOT HIDE ANYTHING FROM YOU:
EAT A SANDWICH WITH CAVIAR.

CURIOUS YOU HURT:
TO SPEND THE EVENING FUN!

TO JUMP, HAVE FUN,
TO HAVE GREAT FUN!

HERE I BE DONT OBJECT
ANNIVERSARY RESPECT!

SO ALL LONG LONG CLEAR
WHAT WILL BE GREAT HERE!

I AM NOT HERE BY MY WILL,
I LOVE VOLODY TO THE PAIN.

I'M SHAMED TO ADMIT
TO GET VODKA DRINK!!!

BORED DAY TO EVENING,

AND THERE IS NOTHING TO DO AT HOME.

HOW CAN YOU DO ANSWER?!
I LOVE THE OWNER!

SOCIETY Beckons me,
SHOW YOUR LOOK HERE!

HERE I CAN FIGHT,
I CAN BREAK THE FURNITURE!

START HAVE FUN
URGENTLY NEED TO HANGUP

WHAT IS THERE TO THINK AND GUESS?!
HERE I WANT TO DANCE.

I WON'T WILL, I WILL NOT OFFEND ANYONE,
HERE ON THE HOLIDAY I WILL LOVE AND RESPECT EVERYONE

STAGE "CHILDHOOD"

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

So listen and do all my tasks:

I know you will remember
What I did as a child
How carefree with friends
You jumped on a skipping rope!

(suggest to jump rope)

Ball - best friend child!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!

(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)

We whistle from acacia trees
Did it many times as a kid!
musical variations
We are waiting for you now!

(they offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)

For these numbers
Together we will shout "Hurrah!"
And they ask for a glass of drink
Your guests are children!

(Let's drink to the happy childhood of the birthday man).

Comic tasks for guests

Today is an unusual day
Must be laughable!
So there is a great reason
Laugh with success!
Sharpen your attention:
I give you all a task!
(guests take turns choosing cards with tasks)

Options for guests:

Try to hold the ball
Head smart!
Good, we want to know
Do you have a knack?!

We won't ask you to sing
Just give us a little drink
Showing all good people
How to sing, taking 100 grams!

Make a try now
Everyone is pleasantly surprised:
radiant smile
Please picture us!

Remember all the sounds of laughter
And laugh at us!
It will definitely be fun for everyone
And as a reward - 100 grams!

Don't you think it's time
Laugh heartily?
Don't feel like a burden
Tickle all men!

We have great fun
But I, nevertheless, with a request to you,
And with what? .. It should be clear:
Tell a toast to all the guests!

you with your beauty
We were plunged into a light trance!
And therefore, I will not hide
I want to ask you
Smack everyone at least once
And let's put an end to that!

You're tongue twister now
Tell us quickly!
If, suddenly, there is no sense,
Then ask a neighbor!
(patter: "" A lilac jacket with an under-turned "")

musical instrument
We will supply you now
And on it you are this moment

To the degree of mood
At this very hour, raise you
It creates an impression:
You need to take 100 grams!

If "" Russian "" squatting
You don't feel like dancing
Then we're for the order
Please have a seat!

A doctor friend said
About the benefits of kissing!
Now, don't cry, don't cry
Complete the task:
Kiss all brunettes
Just don't play too hard!

musical instrument
We will supply you now
And on it you are this moment
Play the music jokingly! (guest plays or on an empty glass bottle with help)

musical instrument
We will supply you now
And on it you are this moment
Play the music jokingly! (guest plays or on an empty glass bottle with help)

Dear friends! Today we have repeatedly pleased the ears of our dear birthday man with numerous compliments, congratulations and toasts. I propose to do it again by singing a birthday song! But we will not be doing it in the usual way. I will sing, and you will portray mine musical accompaniment with various sounds of your choice! To do this, I will offer you to draw a ticket. If you get the offer to “clap your hands”, then throughout the song you should clap your hands cheerfully, and if “meow” fell out - what to do, you will have to try and meow as effectively as possible! Well, and so on. And the birthday boy will choose who performed the task more expressively. So, we draw out each of our tickets!

(each guest chooses his own sound, which he must portray)

SOUND EXAMPLES:

Clap
Stomp
Tap a fork on a glass
Sigh sensually
Bang your palms on the table
Clap your knees
Mew
Grunt
Bark
moo
La-laka
Etc…

HOST:
(the presenter sings the song “Let them run awkwardly ...”, the guests portray a musical ensemble)

We give funny gifts to guests:

JOKE LOTTERY

Soap
So that you don't get bored
We give a bar of soap!
There will be something to occupy your hands,
It's definitely not boring!

Notebook
To get you a supply of paper
Could warm my soul
We give you without stress
This wonderful notebook!

Scanword

To solve the puzzles
Need knowledge just darkness!
We know you will break records
By the mobility of the mind!

Yogurt
Yogurt is a business
If I had money to buy!
But you don't have to spend
We can give you!

sucking candy
Bears paw sucking
And a pacifier - a child,
And you suck our
Candy, groan!

Biscuit
To boost your mood
You throw away laziness
Eat cookies regularly
Norm - exactly a pack a day!

Toilet paper roll
Keep your diary fashionable,
We do not argue about that!
It's convenient to write
In a roll like this!
After all, there is a secret in it
You hide your
So that no one's nose accidentally
I didn’t put it into your life!

Candy
Just so nobody candy
Will never give!
Earn this award
It is necessary, in general, always!
We just love you
And we provide candy!

Coffee in a bag
Stop power loss
He will always take it!
Used to be a deficit
It's called "Coffee"!
So, we give a deficit,
May he keep his strength!

Eraser
Life sometimes, as you know,
Made up of little things
That's why it's so lovely
Get this gift!
Though a trifle, but nice,
You will erase her stains!

waffles
We loved you very much
And we want to surprise you:
A pack of waffles, by the way,
We want to give you!

Threads
Our gift is simple to dope,
But we ask you to understand:
You are a fit suit
You can sweep them away!

Can of beer
finally decided
We make you happy:
Bought a can of beer
We give it to you, love!

Spices
We spice you specially
Bought from the heart!
You are a brilliant chef
Your meals are good!

Prepare notes with desires and indicate a certain time on them, distribute them to all guests. Everyone must complete their task at the specified time. Do not talk about your task and the time of its completion. It's very cool when someone suddenly gets up from the table and starts to crawl under the table or read congratulations for no reason) We had the following tasks:

At 17.00 go to the table, pour a glass of wine and read the congratulations:

"On your birthday

I will become a cool athlete

Candidate for master

In raising glasses!

At 17.05, approach your soulmate and say out loud: “Let's do THIS with you ... Let's celebrate Genka's birthday!”

At 17.15 get up, say "Let me introduce myself!" choose three different guests and, pronouncing your name, hug one of them, kiss the second, and shake hands with the third.

At 17.20 quickly run up to the pool, climb into it or stand next to it and shout: “I see Turkey!” Go to the table and clarify: “You need to drink for this!”

At 17.30, depicting an airplane with the sound “vzhzhzh”, “weee”, etc. run three times around the table.

At 17.35, stand on a chair and read the congratulations with an expression:

“Glasses clink, the cake flies!

The champagne explodes!

A little headache

Our holiday continues!

At 17.35 (when someone climbs onto a chair and starts reading the first part of the congratulations, get up and continue after his words):

Hurry to the table, shout a toast!

Let all the dreams come true!

Let the lines of the first verse

Today they will be justified!”

Lottery.

The host reports: "Many surprises have been prepared for you today. And one of the first surprises for the luckiest guest. Somewhere here in the hall a banknote is hidden. Whoever finds it will become the most happy man in the evening". And as soon as everyone starts looking: "STOP-STOP! You are all SUCH adults, but you still believe in fairy tales - it was a joke)) Do you believe in horoscopes? Many of you would like to know what the coming year has in store for everyone "I have a bag in my hands, and you have the opportunity to take your amulet prize for a year in advance, but blindly." Guests take turns putting their hand into the bag and pulling out a gift.

Chocolate. The year will be generous and rich. But there is one condition. Take the chocolate, remove the label, put it under your pillow. And believe me, in the morning you will have everything in chocolate!”

souvenir candle. This year will be more romantic than ever for you and will help you save money on electricity!

Lighter. The coming year will give you the fulfillment of desires, because you are holding the most precious thing that Gazprom has - gas! And as you know, whoever is with Gazprom, his dreams come true!

Instant noodles. This prize has a double interpretation: either you will be hung noodles on your ears all year, or you will be everyone around you. The second option is of course preferable for you.

Pen. In the coming year, you will become very popular and will be able to sign autographs for everyone. You can start right now.

Magi Golden Cube- You drew the most expensive gift, gold for last year increased in price by 40%, so this year will be truly golden for you!

“If you are not from donkeys, then you will understand me without words”. Explain the hidden words with gestures:

"laundry soap"

"washcloth"

"hot steam"

"cold and hot shower"

A pair of each creature). The facilitator must prepare in advance cards with the names of animals (two of each type) and distribute to the participants. The host must make sure that one of the paired cards goes to the man and the other to the woman. The music turns on, at the command of the host, the participants begin to make the sounds of their animal (grunt, croak, meow, etc.). It is necessary to find your partner in this cacophony by sound.

"Bathroom Dance"

Each guest / couple / team must perform a dance with washcloths, brooms, basins, towels.

An improvised story.

I cut out cards with the names of the characters: Turnip, Grandfather, Grandmother, Granddaughter, Bug, Murka, Mouse. Each guest had to draw a card. The host reads the text, and the characters perform the actions that are read out. Every time I call a certain character, he also has to say his own phrase.

Statement of the fairy tale TURP!

Roles:

Turnip - Both-on, and here I am! Rolling over in a chair...

Grandfather - taksss! Rubbing my hands...

Grandma - Maybe you're lucky! Chest fluttering...

Granddaughter - I'm ready! Fixes hair...

Bug - I'm not a bug, I'm a bug! With indignation, hands on the waist ...

Cat - I don't work without valerian! With a pathetic gesture...

Mouse - well, finally! Joyfully spreading his arms to the sides ..

Dear viewers.

Do you want to see the story?

Familiar, surprisingly

But with creative additions!

In one, well, very rural area,

Far from famous

What is often found in Russia

Grandfather once planted a turnip!

(We'll put the turnip on a stool,

What did grandfather prepare in advance)

(Gesture invites "Repka" to take their place)

Our turnip has grown by morning

And the tops shake in the wind.

And now everything is in order:

Grandfather went out to the beds in the morning.

Grunted and stretched

Yes, I turned to Repka

That's so miracle-miracles!

Grandpa rubs his eyes

Because I was surprised

This is how the vegetable was born!

Grandfather grabbed a turnip,

I pulled with all my might.

Pulls, pulls, can't pull!

Turnip did not leave the garden,

Know that it has settled firmly in the ground!

What to do? Call the grandmother

To make it easier to tear a turnip.

Grandmother in a new sundress

Ready to help my grandfather.

Grandma came closer

Grab Grandpa Grandma in an armful!

Dedka grab the turnip again!

And come on, pull and tear!

Grandma called her granddaughter

To help their granddaughter.

Only the granddaughter, to be honest,

It's all uninteresting!

Granddaughter is a fashionista, which means

The granddaughter laps her nails thickly.

To her, to confess, finally

Somehow not up to vegetables.

But, so as not to anger the ancestors,

Anyway, I decided to help.

Granddaughter for Grandma

Grandma for Grandpa

Grandfather for Turnip.

They pull, they pull, they can't pull!

Grandma and Grandpa are very sorry -

The harvest is gone.

The matter was resolved by the granddaughter,

She called for help Bug.

The bug ran quickly

Even the bone didn't bite

Moreover, for all that,

Waving his tail happily.

Bug for granddaughter,

Granddaughter for Grandma

Grandma for Grandpa

Grandfather for Turnip.

They pull, they pull, they can't pull!

wagging his tail a little,

The bug decided to call the Cat.

An hour later she came

She purred, she washed herself.

Her appearance told:

Someone had a delicious meal.

There was very little oil.

And now it's not at all.

The cat yawned sweetly

She stretched out her paws to the Beetle.

Cat for a bug

Bug for granddaughter,

Granddaughter for Grandma

Grandma for Grandpa

Grandfather for Turnip.

They pull, they pull, they can't pull!

Apparently everyone is too tired.

We must call for help Mouse!

The mouse went into the garden

Pushed the people away

Grabbed tightly to the tops

And got a root crop!

And to see by all signs

This is not an ordinary mouse.

Our fairy tale is over

And who watched and listened - well done!

Intellectual contest (riddles)

What can be cooked but not eaten? (Lessons)

When the car is moving, which wheel does not spin? (Spare)

Why is the dog running? (On the ground)

What is the tongue in the mouth for? (Behind the teeth)

When a horse is bought, what does it look like? (Wet)

Why does the cow lie down? (Because he can't sit down)

Can it rain two days in a row? (No, because the night separates the days)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? (When the door is open)

What month is the shortest? (May - it has only three letters)

What is the scariest river? (River Tigris)

Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, because he can't speak)

What is between the window and the door? (Letter "and")

What will happen to the green ball if it falls into the Yellow Sea? (He gets wet)

How many peas can fit into one glass? (Not at all. They can't walk!)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (Only one thing: after the first it will no longer be on an empty stomach)

Before business - hanging, in business - standing, after business - wet (umbrella)

What happens if a black scarf is dipped into the Red Sea? (get wet)

Which hand is best for stirring tea? (Tea is better to stir with a spoon)

What question cannot be answered with “yes”? (Are you sleeping now?)

What tree does a crow sit on when it rains? (on wet)

What dishes can not be eaten? (From empty)

What can you see with your eyes closed? (Dream)

What do we eat for? (At the table)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? (By gender)

How long can you go to the forest? (To the middle - you go further out of the forest)

When is a person a tree? (When he is from sleep - "pine")

What disease has never been ill on earth? (nautical)

When are hands pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

What notes can measure space? (Mi-la-mi)

How to pick a branch so as not to frighten away a bird? (Gotta wait for her to fly away)

35th Anniversary Scenario

It was my friend's birthday. I sometimes amuse myself with these kinds of celebrations. This is the script for the evening.
Ladies and gentlemen!

We are glad to welcome you on board of our NVL-0901 airliner.
The entire crew of our airliner flying from the Dream Circus to your apartments with a long flight over the territory of the Circus, thanks you for choosing our company. Flight time within 6...10 hours. The temperature outside the liner is up to -25 degrees, the temperature inside the liner can rise up to 40 degrees. The flight will take place at a height of 1.5...2.0 meters from the floor level.
And now I will acquaint you all with the rules that must be observed during our entire flight:
- during takeoff and landing, everyone must fasten their seat belts,
During the flight, it is allowed to unfasten for a plentiful acceptance of treats,

When taking off and landing, bring the backs of the chairs to a vertical position; during the entire flight, it is allowed to tilt your chair towards your neighbor with his permission, but not 90 degrees,

There is no flight attendant call button, so with all questions, please contact me personally in oral and written form,

The doors of the emergency and main exits are located in the same place as the entrance to the circus

The restrooms are located at the tail of our liner next to the exit,

It is allowed to get up and go home during the flight only after agreement with the commander of the ship,

During the entire flight, you will be offered soft drinks, cold snacks and a hot dinner.

Some passengers may experience turbulence during the flight, be careful

And now, dear passengers, please everyone stay in your seats until the full climb. Let me introduce the crew of our liner. The commander of the ship is our charming hero of the day Lebedeva Natalya Viktorovna, the assistant commander is the first pilot, and part-time husband is Lebedev Konstantin Stanislavovich, as well as the flight attendant with you all evening - just Lyudmila.
The ship's commander and crew wish you a pleasant time.
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So:
The people languish in anticipation
And there is no reason to delay any longer.
That's why it's his birthday,
To make the glasses ring.

Dear passengers, please fill your glasses and I propose to drink the first toast while standing, honoring our hero of the day.

Do you remember how it all started?
Born 3.200 in total.
These are the pens
These are the legs
Those are her cheeks.
How friendly everyone rocked you,
They changed your sliders.
Mom and dad named Natasha
And the baby began to grow

We drink to the bottom - for this miracle:
A man was born
And the color of the sun became brighter!

We drink to the bottom - for this miracle:
This only happens once
And how good that we have

Not somewhere in Paris
Or even in Moscow.
It all happened here, on our land.
She grew up without knowing any worries or troubles,
And here we are celebrating its 35th year!

CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!

So, dear friends, our airliner has gained altitude. The evening continues. You can unfasten your belts, you are allowed to get up, but not all at once, you are allowed to walk, but no further than before the hero of the day. And to make it easier for all of us to communicate during the flight, I suggest everyone get to know each other. And we will start with Natasha's parents: mother is a wonderful woman, a kind-hearted person is Lidia Agarkova _____________, father is an amazing man, a charming interlocutor - Victor Mikhailovich Agarkov,
The younger brother of our hero of the day is a handsome guy - Andrei, relatives - ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,
Friends-__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,
Colleagues-__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,
Fellow students-________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
For our company
Good, dear
I drink
I'm not sick of the stack!

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Slow music sounds

The hero of the day invites her father to dance

My friends, let's applaud the dancers. My God, what tenderness when a father dances with his daughter. And remember, Viktor Mikhailovich, how 35 years ago your wife handed you a small package. Remember how tenderly you held the tiny, fragile body of a little daughter, how you looked into her eyes, how you wanted to see her smile as soon as possible, to hear the word PAPA, how carefully you touched this little angel, and just as quiveringly and affectionately now you hold in your the hand of an already grown-up daughter.
Andrey invite mom to dance. Dear! Darling!
They need you so much!
Good and "you are beautiful,
Gentle at heart.
Support for children
Hope and happiness
You give them affection
Love and participation
It is a great happiness to be children and have children, enjoy this happiness as long as possible, take care of each other
Viktor Mikhailovich, hug your only and beloved one more tightly, and quietly, so that no one hears, whisper something kind and gentle in her ear. Thank you for the day, thank you for the night, thank you for your son and daughter, thank you for saving our little world in the midst of pain and evil.

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You know how people say: a husband and a wife are one Satan, and yet, without me, my beloved, you can fly with one wing.
In the end, we don’t have a downed bomber, but a passenger liner, so the word for congratulations from the commander of the ship is given to his spouse Konstantin.
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There is a person that those girls who don’t have him dream about, and those who have one often quarrel with him, argue, but still there is no closer and dearer person for them. Of course you guessed it - this is a brother. The word for congratulations is given to brother Andrei
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The fox teased the lioness.
Where does it fit - to give birth to only one cub a year!
And the lioness answered: - Yes, that's right, I have one cub, but he is a lion!
Dear mothers of an only child, do not be upset, but be proud of your lion's share.
For that, we will sip from our glasses!

A GAME
Now I invite you to name a few animals, those that are more pleasant for you.

In transportation...
With relatives...
With work colleagues...
In the store like...
At home like...
In a cafe or restaurant...
With the boss...
In friendly company...
Like in bed...
In the doctor's office...

The appearance of the doctor
Yes, what is it, you that I have the only one or something. Well, the youth went. No sooner had the girl been born, and they had already gone to the party, they would not have time to wash. What's going on, what's going on. I am your doctor, so I came to the address of the newborn for a round, but they are not there. Well, I need to get a card. Where is the mother with the butt.
1. What date was the girl born?
2. What is your birth weight?
3. Growth?
4. What was the name?
5. At the time of the girl's birth, where are they registered?
6. Dad, how many days did they wash the baby?
7. What time of day was the baby born?
8. How did you get to the hospital?
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Congratulations from relatives

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congratulations friends
You can't buy a birthday anywhere.
It comes free once.
He does not forgive you to pay
but he does not come twice a year.

He will come - the performance will unfold,
suddenly a magician will fly to you,
to ask: you're happy, aren't you?
Be thankful for everything!

And then it will unfold before you
this stellar and milky way.
And the bad won't come back
forget about sadness and sadness.

I wish among the evening stars
to be the brightest star.
To be spring among the songs of spring,
and don't forget about your happiness!
You can't get away from anniversaries in life,
They will overtake everyone like birds,
But the main thing is to carry through the years
The warmth of the soul, a particle of warmth.

Beautiful, gentle and cheerful,
charming, crazy,
Always loved and in love
Forever young at heart
With fire in my chest, with a dream in my heart,
Unfathomable like a star
And an unsolved mystery
You stay forever!

The appearance of a gypsy

“Give me your hand, my golden one! I'll tell you, my dear, tell fortunes, but I'll tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. She goes uphill all the time, you will become, my diamond, big man. Oh, men will love you, but you will be unshakable as a rock. You'll also have a car, but I can't tell if it's a white Mercedes or a green Moskvich. And some handsome man along the line of your life, well, he doesn’t retreat a single step. Oh good! All women keep their eyes on him, and he strives to get closer to you. Wait a minute, my pearl, but how could I not admit it - this is your husband. Ah, my precious one, I see the brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, you will celebrate your anniversaries there, you will invite all the guests to your place for every holiday, and now - give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen for what I told you fortune. Yes, do not spare money, my hundred-dollar one, I’ll tell you now what your guests think about you, I’ll read all their thoughts - everything is for you, dear!

The guests pull out the papers prepared in advance from the gypsy, and the gypsy reads the text on the pieces of paper:
1. Oh, what a woman, what a woman, I would like this!
2. I will never forget you
3. Madly I love the girl who does not notice me
4. I love you to tears
5. Your clear eyes ruined me
6. With what delight I meet your lovely eyes, but I often notice in them
they don't look at me
7. And I forget about everything in the world with you
8. That sapphires and diamonds, pearls and turquoise,
it’s not a pity to give everything right away for Natasha’s eyes
9. I want to invite to dance
You and only you
10. As I am going to you for salvation, you are the one whom I have been waiting for a long time
11. And I catch myself on the fact that I almost already love you
12. Natashka, Natashka-white chamomile,
pure as snow, the best person
13. And I admire you alone,
and you don't know yourself
that beauty will overshadow any
beauty queen
14. How to thank fate,
that brought me to you
15. I'm ready to kiss the sand you walked on
16. My fish, I am your eye,
my bathhouse - I'm your basin,
my darling
17. No, you're not just the best,
you are simply the best of all comparisons.
18. Small spool, but expensive.
19. Drink something, drink, but have a mind.
20. I don’t know if I love you, but it seems that I love you.
21. You are my finishing ribbon, everything will pass and you will accept me.
22. I don't sleep well at night because I love you.
23. An old friend is better than two new ones.
24. Who told you, well, who told you, who came up with the idea that I don’t love you.

Gypsy (after divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late for work ... Hello everyone! And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity! I’ll drink a glass on the path for the hospitable owners of this house and for their guests! ..

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Since here we were talking about men, among whom she is both sweet and comfortable, let's give the floor to the men, the sultans, who came to visit us.
Song of the Sultans.

Congratulations from the sultans to the motive of the song: "If I were a sultan, I would have three wives ..."

From the other side
From overseas countries
We have come to you
To the country of the Russians
Oh, Natasha - beauty,
Oh queen of the day
We dance, we sing
Only for you!

Chorus:
Nata's today
big anniversary,
Well, sultans,
dance merrily!!!

35 - no problem
only part of the way.
look at you -
Give me only 23.
Like the air is light
With sparkling eyes
How slender birch -
Oh go crazy!

Chorus:
And it is true,
Sultans don't lie
It's gratifying to look
On your spell!

Let's be honest with you
Oh, Natasha-zhan,
In my harem would you
Everyone took the Sultan!
Hands so golden
Not to be found in the world
Allow us for that
Kiss you!

Chorus
Nata's today
big anniversary,
Well, sultans,
dance merrily!!!

I see that intellectuals and merry fellows have gathered at this festive table. And now I want to know if you can dance... in unusual conditions. You need to perform the dance without getting up from your chair. There must be four contestants.

Four guests go out, taking chairs, to the center of the room. March, waltz, Latin American rhythms, twist, rock and roll sound alternately. Participants perform appropriate dances. The winner is chosen jointly and then they are awarded a medal. "For the best dance performance." After that, everyone can leave the table and perform the Gypsy dance. The best dancer receives the medal "First-class (th) gypsy (-ka)".

Contest:

Draw eyes, mouth, nose, ears, cut with scissors, spread with glue and stick on paper

Well, and a couple - a goose and a great auk! Or as they say: two pair of boots.

At the end of the dance competition, the guests return to the table, and the presenter announces that one woman accidentally came to the light to congratulate the hero of the day. A "gypsy" appears before the guests. She offers to tell fortunes to the hero of the day.

Farewell to candles

The "Hero of the Evening" scenario is suitable for holding the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.

Cool congratulations from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star - just a small fraction of what awaits the birthday man on this day.

Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like as a child, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of a man he grew up to be.

The entertainment program is built in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: Balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday takes place in an apartment, then just add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, balls and lights are also added.

Props

  1. Sheet with "baby".
  2. Crosswords.
  3. Collections of recipes for dishes from carrots or vegetables.
  4. An easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
  5. Soap set.
  6. Black wig and long dress.
  7. Tablets with words.
  8. Gypsy clothes.
  9. Bottle of alcohol.
  10. Three squirrel tails.
  11. Contents for the secret bag: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
  12. Bunny tails.
  13. Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. At the exit of specially invited guests, you can put themed compositions. So, at the exit of the gypsy - a song about the camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.


In between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a playlist for dancing. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday man. Cheerful, incendiary and energetic songs have always been a success at holidays such as birthdays.

Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

Leading: Welcome to the birthday of (birthday name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the rest of the guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first wishing - friends of the birthday man.

Congratulation friends:
We came to congratulate you
FROM wonderful holiday yours.
We want to wish you health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held.

So that you always stand
set table,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Beautiful wife, let her be there
Giving you my love
To boil in the veins of blood
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about friends
Call, write, invite more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand up, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy Birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly all together)

Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink for your friendship. May she always be strong! For you, friends!

(guests raise their glasses to friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, imposing. And who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite a birthday person and someone for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the host, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into a pre-prepared "body". Two assistants hold a sheet, in the middle of which a hole for the head is cut. A children's blouse with mittens and sliders are sewn below.

Where the sleeves from the blouse end, they are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday man, the hands of his assistant and the dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday man himself.

The laughter is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday man himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The facilitator reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. All the necessary details are given to him by an assistant.

Leading: N years ago, a small (birthday name) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. Here he first tasted milk. (Hands of an assistant give him a baby bottle of milk) Ah, he ate so well that he wanted to sleep. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, he pushes hard - it worked. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his ass. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. Here he found a nipple somewhere, put it in his mouth, smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (birthday name) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, he took a brush and let's brush your teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb it and, handsome, ran quickly to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. Washes everything down with compote and hurries to play in the yard. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, mittens. And with a confident gait, he went down the stairs. (energetic music is turned on for a walk)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (the name of the birthday man) grows healthy, let's raise a glass and say a few pleasant words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate son)

Leading: In the meantime, we are smoothly moving on to the already matured (name of the birthday man). Now he's a teenager, which means they're starting to show up bad habits. This is how he tasted vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little, which is difficult for him to find words. One hope for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people to my place.

Contest "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a sheet of A4 paper on which one letter is written. The host reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves more riddles wins and receives a prize - each with a crossword puzzle. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, p, b m, i, h.


Riddles from the host:

  • Either recumbent or standing. Either cold or hot. (Shower)
  • It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
  • Strong, slender and strong, because he is the lord of the forest. (Oak)
  • Rides loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (name of the birthday man) is growing up quickly. Becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition, I need three pairs of a man-woman. Who is brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult Needs":
For this contest you will need a grater and a carrot. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. The girls also hold the grater between their legs, but in such a way that the man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.


On command, the couples must quickly rub the carrots. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whoever has worn the carrot more than the rest, he won. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes from carrots or vegetables.

Leading: We have decided on a winning couple and she receives her trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes so that you use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I pass the word for congratulations to the birthday man's wife - (wife's name).

(wife says a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What warm words sounded to you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. You can immediately see how much she loves you, but what words, I propose to actually see how the wife sees her husband. (Name of wife), I will ask you to come to me.

Birthday portrait:
The wife of the birthday man is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen in his hands. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.


She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put a few markers. The facilitator will comment on which part of the body she needs to go to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests do not get bored, but support the novice artist with applause. (Name of wife) must be very worried.

(the wife draws a portrait to the music, and the guests support her)

Leading: See what kind of Picasso woke up in you (wife's name). Our dear (name of the birthday man), accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried very hard.

(the birthday boy is given his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts do not end there, there is still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven applicants for the next competition.

Competition "At the command of the pike ...":
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The host gives everyone the command that they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last, and he did not have enough chair, leaves.


Each thing is then returned to the owner, and only after that the leader calls the next desire. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the leader. The prize is a small soap box. Participants will need to bring the following:

  • A bottle of vodka.
  • Someone else's, not your own, men's boot.
  • Women's earring.
  • Ketchup or sauce.
  • Any thing from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday man.

(winner toasts)

Leading: We will play a little, and for this I need five people.

Game "Simple questions - funny answers":
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. A certain word is put on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on the others. The facilitator asks each player a question, and he must creatively answer it. And the places for participants can be the following: "maternity hospital", "bushes", "sex-shop", "sobering-up station", "work".


Questions:

  1. How did you first come to this place?
  2. What were your impressions of this place?
  3. What do you usually do there?
  4. What is it that attracts you there?
  5. How do your loved ones feel about it?
  6. When are you going there next?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment of attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday man on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's performance:
They agree in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with a black eyeliner. The participant must be in a dress and with long hair, so a wig is required. The guest sings a song to the soundtrack "Rise like a phoenix", and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy.

You can approach him, hug, kiss. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you Conchita, you were amazing! We see off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I announce another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday man.

Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls comes to the leader. They are given bunny tails to put on. Right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls unanimously write the full name of the birthday man with their buttocks.

Leading: Here is such an unusual and slightly erotic performance that (the name of the birthday man) of the fair sex arranged for you. Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday man with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara did not just come to congratulate (the name of the birthday man) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time, any woman from the guests is chosen, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into her palm, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last person she approaches.


Prediction 1:
I see you don't get enough sleep
But you are sad, you will sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly
Until the lettuce is pulled out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your life path is successful
It leads uphill.
Buying a car soon
But I can't figure out which one:
Either a white BMW, or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh pearly hand
Never have I seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are true,
I see long happy life waiting for you.
You will live long until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And how you lean - behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remembers the chair contest? Music plays, the participants dance around the chairs and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever does not have enough chairs is out. We'll change the rules a little this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Competition "Hurry up to grab the first":
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. Participants surround the table and, to the music, begin to move around it. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab a glass. Whoever doesn't get it is out. The competition continues until one glass remains on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: And here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we do not advise you to get too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise such squirrels may visit you one day.

Performance of squirrels:
Three women are selected to dance to the song "Single ladies" from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. False squirrel tails are tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday man an incendiary dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come out to me.

(people start to come out to the leader)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone is comfortable and free to stand. I have here is a package with a secret. Your task is to pass it to each other as long as the song is playing, and what to do next, I'll tell you later. Go!

Game "Give it to another":
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass each other a package without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who had the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may be different, for example: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all things have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player includes separate music.

Leading: What a variety immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be removed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

(music turns on and the first guest begins to take off the recently worn item)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now, I want to see three brave participants next to me for our next fun music competition.

Competition "Minute of Glory":
The presenter offers each of the participants a song that he will perform. For example, “The wind blew from the sea”, “And someone went down the hill”, “I got drunk drunk”. Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they should not be very similar in terms of repertoire. When it is the turn to mix their songs, the participants include the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous all over the world. Each of you needs to sing your song as loudly as possible. Here, without music, each of you, with all your strength, will try to sing your song. Ready? Started!

(everyone sings their own song loudly, trying to cover their rivals)

Leading: Great - great! And now we will remake your songs a little in a more modern way.

(each member now does not just sing their own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as "ey", "uiva-uiva" and so on)

Leading: Let's applaud our beginners, but already such promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you, dear guests: did you like today's holiday, did you regret that you came?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: What you liked is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out a hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So let's go!

Magic hat game:
The host puts on a hat to any guest and at that moment the refrain of a certain song sounds:

  • “I am all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
  • "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
  • "Look what a woman" group Shan-hai.
  • “A week before the second I will leave for Komarovo” Vitas.
  • "I want to thump" Like a pizden.
  • "Buy me a carp" A. Kozlovsky.
  • "Marry me" group Breasts.
  • "What a wonderful day" cheerful Mouse.

Leading: In general, not bad, now I can believe that you really liked the holiday. We would like to thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (the name of the birthday boy) and once again wish him a happy birthday! May your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Happiness to you! Happy Birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)


Cool script, active guests, funny contests, resourceful presenter - the main criteria have a fun day birth. Remember: the most best gift is an emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday man, please him comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

A young man will love celebrating his 35th birthday in such a fun way 35th anniversary script will carry away a man in infancy - will grow again, remember again Kindergarten, the rest of his carefree life, help him steadfastly go through the whole game.

Scenario of the anniversary of 35 years - the beginning of the celebration

Today is a special day! Why are we all here? We don’t know yet why and in such a composition, but in order to find out why, you must help me.

A game. Attachment 1

presenter
I propose to raise glasses and drink for the fact that we finally figured out why and why we are here, and who is the hero of the occasion

Presenter:
Once upon a time many years ago
The hero of the day was born
The people were very happy then.

As if everyone knew for sure
What will be a wise man
What will become a symbol of goodness,
What to celebrate his 35th birthday
We will gather all friends.

Leading:

On this day, 35 years ago, a wonderful little boy Andryusha was born.

The family was in seventh heaven with happiness and immediately began to do everything so that Andryusha was the happiest ...

Music "Family Album"

Leading:
A-let's remember together with you what it was like - a happy childhood, school, college, and in general, remember what happened to our dear hero of the day!
Come on, let's take a look
We are many years ago...

Mom and dad lived well
But everyone grieved about the son,
And finally born
Wonderful little one!

Gives the hero of the day a rattle and puts a pacifier on a string around his neck

Presenter: I propose to drink for the birth of a wonderful boy

Host: Oh, I forgot to give sliders. And my sliders are not empty, they have something. Let's see what's hidden in them.

Game, but in my pants. Andrey at the end takes out his underpants with a funny inscription. Appendix 2

Leading:
Everyone loved the little girl
Never offended!
But the work isn't worth it

Provide necessary...
Son, the time has come
Take granny under the wing!

Grandmother enters with a cane, minces to the hero of the day sitting at the table and hugs him.
Grandmother:
Ah, my granddaughter is darling!
Are you so smart?
The whole suit is on silk,
With side pockets!

Host: Andryusha has an important date today.
Grandmother (angrily):
Oh, my damned sclerosis!

Forget this question!
I didn't sleep all night
I baked pies for you!

The host helps Grandmother take out a dish of pies and treats the guests. Grandmother feeds the hero of the day personally, saying and lisping.
Grandmother
Eat for mom and dad

So that you do not suck your paw!
Grow big buddy
Well it's time for me to "on the road"!

Grandma famously drinks and leaves.
A game. Where do children fall the most until they learn to walk properly?

Now we will find out who fell the least. Pillow game.

Blindfold, walk in circles. Then he sits on the pillow and must find out who he sat on.