Positive quotes to raise your spirits with meaning. Statuses about excellent mood, optimism and life is wonderful! Sunny, beautiful, happy sayings

A selection of the best positive quotes and sayings about life, for every day, about love and mood, in pictures and funny. Statuses about positive people.

Positive quotes for every day

Appreciate those who scored on their pride for your sake, who have always forgiven and always waited, fate provides you with such people only once.

Evaluate the day towards evening, and life towards the end. (D. Herbert)

Aim at the moon ... because even if you miss - land on one of the stars. (Forest Brown)

Pass all the negative through your fingers, and then only joy will remain in your palms!

Best positive funny quotes

Looking for a woman? ... better look for money. The woman will find you herself.

At the hairdresser: "I want to put my head in order." Hairdresser: "This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!"

You sit in Odnoklassniki all day long, press the exit and they ask you: “How, Leave? So fast?" And somehow it becomes humorous.

It's good when it's good! Otherwise, disgusting.

Well, okay, a bear stepped on my ear, but with you he seems to have slept.

Learned to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.

In order for everything to work out well in the end, you must first enter well.

Positive statuses and quotes

Think about something else, you can see your thoughts through your pants.

What year were you born in? In what month? What date? ... And what the fuck?

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: the scales lie, people envy, and the mirror in general, bitch, is crooked!

I have a strange family: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only one normal - with a computer and a phone.

And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid ...

The most useless fight is the fight between heart and mind. Indeed, often, a completely different part of the body wins.

Everything fell into place - according to the horoscope of the Indians, I am a deer.

Want to change your gait? Don't drink TEA, but drink VODKA!

Positive quotes in pictures

Positive thoughts, quotes about life with meaning.

Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. (Butler Samuel)

To reach the goal, you have to go. (Honore de Balzac)

Wherever one can live, one can live well! (Aurelius Mark Antonin)

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve the desired goal. For any desired goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. (Peter Cohan)

Happiness is not about having what you desire, but about wanting what you have.
Osho

Miracles are where people believe in them, and the more they believe, the more often they happen.
Denis Diderot

Act as if you are already happy and you will truly become happier.
Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill

If you fall off a cliff into an abyss, why not try flying? What are you missing?
Max Fry, The Chronicles of Exo

Confidence in yourself and in what you are doing.

A person achieves something only when he believes in his own strength. L. Feuerbach

Show yourself the positive aspects of your personality, present yourself in the best possible light, and people will perceive you the same way. V.Zeland

Positive quotes about love

"Chaste is the one that no one wished for." (Ovid)

If your beloved woman is liked by someone else, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you did right choice... This is a reason for pride - someone's dream is in your hands!

Why do you always fall in love with someone who can easily do without you?

I spent the night with him, I GOT A BREAK ... in general, I realized - not mine ...

In late love, perhaps there is not that passion inherent in twenty. But, she has such a depth of feelings that young people never dreamed of.

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don't hold a person, but you always give the right to choose ...

Only when you fall in love at first sight, you understand how short-sighted you are.

Positive thinking and attitude - quotes.

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love, to forgive him, Patience to endure ... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him !!!

I am at an excellent age: the nonsense has already disappeared, it is still far from marasmus! This is not about me))) I have not disappeared))) insanity will come - and the place is taken ...

Remember this simple phrase, everything will be, but not right away !!!

Don't be afraid of change. Most often, they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.

"You need to marry only the one that has beauty!" - The cheerful young man noticed ...

But the sad one answered him like this: “You have to take a plain woman as your wife. It will not be scary to lose. "

And the third was prudent ... He said so: "I will marry a smart ...".

A selection of the most positive statuses that carry not only deep meaning, but also evoke good positive emotions in people. By posting good statuses in your profile, you strive to emphasize to others your best qualities and show yourself to users social networks from the most positive side.

Enjoy life. Laugh with happiness. Do not hide smiles - in spite of all misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - life is so beautiful !!!

There will be a new dawn, there will be many victories! And never believe that there is no way out!

If you want life to smile at you, first smile at life yourself.

And from problems I will knit a rug ... And I will wipe my feet.

Positive statuses with deep meaning

Every person has a sun. Just let it shine.

Kindness cannot be given forever - it will definitely come back.

Good intentions are nothing if they are not translated into good deeds.

The soul of every person rejoices when he does good to another.

Good is freedom. Whether it is for freedom or freedom is the difference between good and evil.

It is impossible to do a good deed too early, because it is impossible to know when it will be too late.

Short beautiful statuses about kindness

Do good. You will need it in the future.

Kindness is what a deaf person can hear and a blind person can see.

Hurry to do good, my friend,
And for friends and girlfriends.

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.

Kindness comes from kindness.

He who does good to a friend is doing good to himself.

How much kindness is in a person, so much life is in him.

Goodness multiplies when you share it.

Kind funny statuses

No matter how serious life is, you always need a person with whom you can fool around ..

Whoever is afraid of what will happen to him.
Now I am very afraid of getting rich and losing weight.

- Why good people are often fat, and angry skinny? - Because anger stifles, but bursting with joy.

The rainbow is visible only to those who want to see it! For the rest - a zebra at the crosswalk !!!

There is no love without pain - said the hare and hugged the hedgehog tightly.

Don't wait for happiness ... Step into it yourself !!!

To live and rejoice, you need only two things: firstly, to live, and secondly, to rejoice ...

Meet - new positive statuses to raise your spirits: I, of course, the sun, only nothing shines for you here!

Well, okay, a bear stepped on my ear, but it looks like it stepped on your head ...

To reach the goal, you have to go. Honore de Balzac

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love, to forgive him, Patience to endure ... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him!

Appreciate those who scored on their pride for your sake, who have always forgiven and always waited, fate provides you with such people only once.

What year were you born in? In what month? What date? ... And what the fuck?

It's good when it's good! Otherwise, disgusting.

At the hairdresser: "I want to put my head in order." Hairdresser: "This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!"

Only we define our capabilities.

Great people set goals for themselves, and the rest live only by desires !!!

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

Wherever one can live, one can live well! Aurelius Mark Antonin

Words are keys! With the right choice, you can open any soul and close any mouth.

Even to the most powerful evil, Answer with good, and the world will change for the better.

A shoemaker without boots can only be interrupted by a jeweler's wife without a ring.

My friends! I wish you all your life to feel like on a train. Constantly lucky, lucky, lucky! ...)

The most useless fight is the fight between heart and mind. Indeed, often, a completely different part of the body wins.

If you were told that your train left, remember - there are still many other modes of transport.

Why do you always fall in love with someone who can easily do without you?

If, after freezing at night, instead of pulling a blanket over yourself, you go and check if your miracle is frozen ... YOU MOM)

Remember that money has the ability to multiply. Franklin B.

If problems decide to Crush you, just straighten your back and throw them as far as possible

Only the one who makes decisions can blame fate, let the rest blame themselves.

There are two types of people: Some are rolling the WORLD, others are running alongside and shouting: "God, where is this world heading !?"

Leave everything a little better than it was before you !!!

Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. Butler Samuel

No one can make a lock without a key, nor can life give a problem without a solution.

She fell ill with a good mood. I won't take sick leave. Let people get infected!

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: the scales lie, people envy, and the mirror in general, bitch, is crooked!

Remember this simple phrase, everything will be, but not right away!

It's not scary if the ass leads to adventure, the main thing is that the adventure does not lead to the ass.)

And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid ...

Don't be afraid of change. Most often, they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.

To everyone, fate will pour as many liters of luck as will fit in the gas tank of his courage

Do not be afraid of changes. When the Lord takes something, do not miss what he gives in return ...!

When there are no “things” in your mind, and your mind is not in “things”, you are free, empty and wonderful ...

Learned to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.

Whoever wants - he will be able, who dares - he dares, and who loves - he lives !!!

Any moment, any event has its positive side. Find her and let her live!

Only when you fall in love at first sight, you understand how short-sighted you are.

He who needs is not rich, and who does not need is not poor. Democritus

My wealth lies in the confidence that I can see and benefit from the potential of any situation. Jensen, Brad

When everything gets bad, go away and fight yourself

I am at an excellent age: the nonsense has already disappeared, it is still far from marasmus! This is not about me) I have not weathered it) insanity will come - and the place is taken ...

Do not think about what you can lose. Because you lose from the very thought of it.

Looking for a woman? ... better look for money. The woman will find you herself.

Do not tempt fate - it may not bear the torture ...

You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve the desired goal. For any desired goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. Peter Cohan

Hungry for a prince? Love yourself, and a whole regiment will gallop on white horses)

Never be afraid of anything! As a last resort, let fear be your inspiration.

Life is a book and if you are not traveling, you only read the table of contents

Well, why, when you ask a person not to leave, he turns around and leaves, slamming the door, and when you shout: “Go away,” he stays and bothers you more and more?

There are three ways in the world: believe, hope and love….

If your beloved woman is liked by someone else, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you made the right choice. This is a reason for pride - someone's dream is in your hands!

I spent the night with him, I GOT A BREAK ... in general, I realized - not mine ...

If you do not pay attention to the difficulties, then they will be offended and leave ...

Sometimes you want to shout "Stop life, I'm tired", and the Angel whispers "Live, not your stop!"

If you want to lead a happy life, you must be attached to a goal, not to people or things. Albert Einstein

The secret of happiness: never compare health, wife and salary with others.

Think about something else, you can see your thoughts through your pants.

The safest plan: it's all bullshit, we'll figure it out on the spot!

Evaluate the day towards evening, and life towards the end. D. Herbert

You sit in Odnoklassniki all day long, press the exit and they ask you: “How, Leave? So fast?" And somehow it becomes humorous.

Tell people more good words and only good people will be around you ..

I have a strange family: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only one normal - with a computer and a phone.

Everything fell into place - according to the horoscope of the Indians, I am a deer.

Warmth to the one who radiates light Light to the one who carries the sun in himself ...

In late love, perhaps there is not that passion inherent in twenty. But, she has such a depth of feelings that young people never dreamed of.

a smile does not always mean that a person is happy, sometimes it means that a person is strong.

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don't hold a person, but you always give the right to choose ...

Aim at the moon ... because even if you miss - land on one of the stars. Forest brown

Keep it simple and people will be drawn to you. Better to be yourself - you will see who stays with you

In order for everything to work out well in the end, you must first enter well.

Do you generally believe in Love at first sight? And Love believes in you even before the first sight

I don't break the rules - I play my own game!

Chaste is the one that no one wished for. Ovid

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Find something to believe in and get up in the morning with a smile.

Enjoy life. Laugh with happiness. Don't hide your smiles. in spite of all the misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad because life is so beautiful !!!

A completely uneducated person can rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad.

I won’t wonder what I’ll find in my life. I do not know what awaits and what is not necessary! I live as I want - I smile, I am sad. I have what I have - and I am glad!

If you are on a diet remember Golden Rule: “If you want to eat, eat an apple. If you don't want an apple, you don't want to eat. "

I wish you all have fun this summer! With smiles, laughter, friends and a loved one!

I got sick with a good mood ... I won't take sick leave! Let people get infected.

Well, it's just a sin to open yogurt and not lick the foil

I now know where the Sun lives! In my heart

A real gentleman will always give the lady a place in the minibus, so that later all the way to stare from above at her neckline.

I loved only one man, the one who answered the question: "Do you love me?" answered: "Of course, docha." I still love and will love.

The most happy woman the one with two names: the first is beloved! And the second is mom!

Well, why are you depressed? More optimism: someday bad luck will end, you are not immortal.

If the caterpillar held onto the past, it would never become a butterfly.

I drink coffee tea, tea coffee, milk juice, milk tea, coffee juice, milk water, and all because the mug needs to be washed at least periodically

I love three people: myself, me and that handsome man in the mirror.

So what if the wind is in your head! But thoughts are always fresh.

She slept in a ball under a blanket, and sometimes did not sleep at all, but every day, in spite of rains and troubles, she was naturally cheerful.

To experience a new one washing powder, we arrived at Kindergarten and asked the children to get dirty. It was already 21 gardens where we had fun with the children and left.

What a wonderful day, what a wonderful stump, what a wonderful I, and my song.

Don't say the world is sad. Don't say it's hard to live. Be able to amid the ruins of life. Laugh, believe and love!

Try at least once in your life to do what you want. Despite the "but" and "what if." Without thinking, who will think and say what. This is your life.

Only when I became the father of three children, I realized that the Soviet cartoon about monkeys is not at all funny!

And on the weekend, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.

When a woman enters the house, it becomes light there, when a man enters, it becomes warm, and when a child, it becomes joyful. So may there always be Light, Warmth and Joy in our homes

Taught the parrot to say "Thank you." He was grateful.

I went for bright colors to paint myself a new life

Don't put yesterday's sorrowful memories into your morning coffee. Add sugar to today's joyful hopes!

Your efforts are not in vain. Wait a little - they'll be justified

How I love to wake up to your call!

I always have everything in chocolate. Just for the moment, HE IS BITTER.

I AM? Will I suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer from bullshit

She scolded her cockroaches, put them on the shelves in my head, forbade them to change places. Quiet - do not bother, in a whisper discussing what a bitch I am.

Let only chocolate be bitter!

Finally, I figured out the coffee: if good freshly roasted, ground and brewed coffee - then OH, if instant - then IT.

Vacation is only good when there is something to be bored after at work.

Always expect the best - for you always get exactly what you expect.

I love my grandmother - for her I am always thin!

Per last year Stas Mikhailov earned $ 20,000,000. Only Sergei Mavrodi took more from older women.

Tomorrow, the one who reads this status will find his happiness.

Yesterday I went to bed at 21: 30. From such happiness I could not fall asleep right up to 3 o'clock.

I will do everything to do it!

I go forward through life boldly, I thank good luck, and leaving a mark in my history, I say thank you to you.

I just forget everything that happened before, all those people who made me cry and say thank you to those who make me laugh.

“It's time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.

I see my sister, five years old, is typing something into Google. I went up and read: "How to quit kindergarten?"

Today the sun went down late, it was bright and energetic for a very long time. First day of vacation. How many days like that are left for me, is it important now? After all, the sun has gone down, and the coolness of the night draws you to walk and have fun! After all, the most important thing in rest is not to think about anything but vacation!

“You still don’t believe me ?! Then I'm coming to you! " - my boss told me and hung up. Apparently my vacation has really passed.

I don’t know about the others ?! And I completely trust my wife! We have been living together for the sixth year, and I have not lost anything yet!

Women are never as powerful as they are after defeat.

Stress is when you wake up and realize that you haven't slept yet!

My children will have all the delights of life: belt, corner and cookies.

I have the most important task in the house - I make sure that the candy does not go bad!

To avoid awkward pauses in conversation, just start dancing to imaginary music. Being a psycho is better than being boring.

It's so nice when there are moments in your memory, remembering which a smile appears on your face.

The inscription on the fence: "Beware, the dog is not angry, but the nerves are out of order!"

The length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.

Darling, did you marry me for love?
- No, for fun.

If you watch Jackie Chan's films in rewind, you get a movie about a man who picks up furniture with his feet in a fight.

“Nice vacation - good job"- the promise of employees, which is fulfilled during the first two hours after a good rest.

The whole world is in your hands.

I have a picture of him on my phone. And when I "accidentally" open it, such a sweet smile and a desire to kiss the display appear on my face

Beauty is a woman's wealth. Wealth is the beauty of a man.

Well, what flaws can I have? I've got enough!

Dear VODKA! You promised that I would be beautiful, sexy and I could dance like a goddess. So, I watched the video. Need to talk.

Angelic Morning, Paradise mood, Divine love, Heavenly successful day, Smiles brighter than the stars !!!

I was told yesterday that I live in fantasies. I almost fell off the dragon.

Looking for a sacrifice for a serious relationship

Anything that doesn't kill us, we don't buy anymore

A smile is my face. Laughter is my character. Joy is my life.

Go in for sports is a small problem recycling plant.

Nothing highlights your chest like a one-shoulder bag.

Call me whatever you want, just be sure to add "mine" at the end.

If they dig a hole for you, don't bother. Finish - make yourself a pool.

“Born to crawl - will not fly,” have you heard? Now remember that the caterpillar is created first, and only then the butterfly is obtained.

All of a sudden, only three things happen: pregnancy, morning and the end of the vacation. Everything happened at the same time for me and time stopped.

If my boyfriend leaves for another, I do not regret him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who are less fortunate!

Look for the positive in life, know how to rejoice in happiness, then all bets, overlapping, fall cards of the desired suit!

How am I doing, you ask? My answer is that as usual. I live like in a fairy tale, gentlemen: That is good, then everything is fine!

Not so long ago, the World Health Organization officially recognized love as a disease. So I didn't think I would say this, but I am sick and wish you the same!

Former! I remember you. But with a smile!

Good things happen if you good man with good intentions.

If in the morning you are not hugging a pillow. And there is someone to wish for pleasant dreams for the night. And you brew two mugs of coffee in the morning - You have found everything in life, you just have to not lose!

Calm, only calm! Alcohol is still there, the girls have not gone anywhere, it is still morning and there are five days left before the end of the vacation!

And so you want your beloved to walk along the puddles next to you. Just kiss her cheeks smeared with dripping mascara. Remove wet strands from her face. Hold her hand.

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