Program for holding a corporate party on March 8. The script of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy kingdom" in verse, contests and musical accompaniment to them
One of the employees acts as a presenter. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Music sounds
Leading: Dear Ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, however, and on all other days, after all, our close-knit female team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings, and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because a woman is best known and understood only by a woman.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As it is sung in the song: "A bachelorette party, a bachelorette party, a man is superfluous here!"
Leading: And right now we will sing with you!
Song "Today is a holiday for girls" (to the tune of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is the girls' holiday
Today we are on fire!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strengths,
Standing to the side
They're teasing bouquets in their hands
Because today the girls
They want to "break away" in full!
We will sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Not to notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing to the side
We don't need them now
Because we are with you girls
On the threshold of a beautiful spring!
Leading:
Today the sun is shining happier
Anticipating the breath of spring
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today they must come true easily!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! Spring always breathes more freely, and the heart is more cheerful. In the spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood... Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
Stas Mikhailov
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you take a closer look around you, you will notice that the arrival of spring portends many other life changes! There are many funny spring signs, for example ...
Spring signs
A couple of swallows fly - it's to the matchmakers!
Snow melts quickly - go shopping!
Bubbles in puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring - to a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Leading: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is one more inalienable sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally in a day or two, there is simply no overcrowding in stores. This is because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman want? Anything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today just such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
Music is playing. Gifts are given out
Leading:
I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remembered a distant childhood, when for the holiday on March 8, we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers ...
The sun is shining clear
On these spring days
Gives warmth and affection,
As from my mother's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next feast for mothers, may they be alive and healthy for a long time!
Song about mom
Drink
Leading (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day one cannot but mention our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, one can only say good things about her. She leads and directs all of us, assumes all responsibility and, so to speak, rushes to the embrasure, defending our interests. We spent so much time choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that it turned out to be a whole song!
The song about the boss (to the tune of a nursery rhyme "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest will wake up
And no one will hang their nose
If our Tanya will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
Errors are corrected in the reports!
From the blue brook
The river begins
And the bosses start with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
The soul always becomes more wonderful!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work with a song!
Chorus.
Congratulations to the boss on March 8:
You are one of those good people
Who is only by the presence of one
Every day makes good
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
In your soul you have dreams about many things,
May they come true soon!
Toast. Musical pause
Leading(after the toast):
May happiness and love smile
In the springtime long-awaited
May the sweetest, dear, desired
Surrounds with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, about our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on fragile shoulders ... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. And to what extent do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke "Are you independent?"
Leading: I have a short test for you. Answer "yes" or "no", you want - mentally, you want - out loud! So here we go!
You at least once in your life ...
1) got behind the wheel?
2) hammered in a nail?
3) compliment someone?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) changed the wheel of the car?
6) fought with the shop assistants?
7) did you buy yourself gold?
8) and finally, do you know what the word "pliers" means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- those who do not have a single answer "yes": a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this difficult world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions: they still have a chance to become independent and independent;
- those who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!
Leading: Of course, this test is comic, but, as they say, in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke ...
But what men think about us women, now we will try to find out.
Music hat
Leading: Now let's drink to men ... They are what they are - not ideal, like ourselves. And let's mentally send them our hello and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick print when kissing, you can judge the intentions and feelings? Let's check on napkins! If the print is round, it means a serious stable relationship. If the heart is passionate love. "Bow" - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And an imprint of a square shape means disgust and latent dislike!
Leading: Well, we "washed the bones" for men. It's good that they don't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present. Moose. Pause.
Leading:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...
Attention lady! On March 8, it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is who, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet ...
Those who were born in January stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and hear about yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows - a difficult undertaking:
She will break your heart
And proudly leave!
Mimosa(February)
Always fresh, vigorous Mimosa,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“We only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Inaccessible, like the Bastille!
But in the circle of her friends
No party girls are more fun!
Dahlia(April)
Purebred nobleman
Our lovely Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here ...
But the Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very pretty!
She is not too lazy to work,
And make beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important thing:
You cannot be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries
Did the Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
Stunned how good:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But flirting is not averse!
She's a last shirt
Will give to help others!
the Rose(November)
Rose hides many secrets,
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince
Come-see-conquer!
He only dreams of peace
And there is something to be proud of the Lotus!
Leading: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! In it, all the flowers are so matched to each other that replace at least one - and it will be completely different! ..
And once again with the women's holiday, all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, may your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, kindness!
With the most heartfelt words
Full of spring warmth
Congratulations on the first rays
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Please yourself, dream, believe
Smile wider as you do now
May the heart at any time of the year
Beats like a spring with you!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
How pleasant it is to celebrate holidays in the company of men, bathing in the friendly attention of colleagues! But if they, that is to say, male colleagues, simply do not exist? Bored chewing a cookie for tea? In no case! And without the stronger sex, a corporate party for March 8 in a women's team will turn out to be cheerful, bright and noisy, if you approach the organization with imagination!
Training
First of all, find a room in which it is possible to organize a mini-stage, a dance floor, and arrange tables. It is advisable that no one bothers you, and you do not bother anyone
A corporate party in a team of teachers can be held right at the school, educators - in kindergarten, corporate party in the medical team on the territory of the clinic, if there is an assembly hall. But all ideas need to be discussed in advance with the management.
- decorate the room so that the ladies from the doorway plunge into the festive atmosphere... Instead of fresh flowers, expensive in spring, use paper pom-poms, lanterns, fans. Flickering electric garlands always cheer up, especially if the light in the hall is dim;
- make a greeting banner and / or a funny booth with a photo of your colleagues... In the team of teachers on March 8, you can put fives under the pictures for excellent work, in the medical team - to sign funny diagnoses (chronic cheerfulness, progressive johonitis, etc.);
- pick up funny contests, congratulations in verse, songs - a corporate event for women is unthinkable without music... If March 8 is held at the table, make a selection of humorous tests, chants, thematic toasts;
- do not forget to think over the menu, because in the women's team every first sweet tooth is not necessary, and every second is on a diet. Look on the net for "delicious" ideas for a corporate party on March 8 to fit the treats into the festive surroundings (toppers, skirts, fish / fruit flowers, etc.);
- hand out beautifully designed invitations, even if you work in the same room literally side by side- a nice little thing that you shouldn't forget about.
Script, entertainment
Our scenario for a women's corporate party for March 8 is universal, regardless of the scope of the company. After all, this is a women's holiday, and the main theme of the corporate party is congratulations to the heroes of the occasion. And to emphasize the scope of the institution, add prof. jokes in the lines of the presenter.
If everyone knows each other well, and in general the team is friendly, the scenario can be supplemented with alcoholic contests and spicy games. When appropriate, such ideas at a corporate party on March 8 for women, as well as on purely men's holidays, invariably raise the degree of fun!
Introductory part
The corporate party begins with a scene for March 8 - a short preamble. Two young ladies are sitting on chairs, talking, passing a test from a magazine:
Masha, here is an interesting test "How dependent are you on men." Let's tell fortunes?
Why guess? I can't open a jar of cucumbers without my husband's help, which means I'm addicted, I love cucumbers like a passion!
With vodka? (chuckles). Can you open the bottle yourself?
Ugh at you, what vodka! I'm a decent woman. But I can open the bottle.
You can have a bottle, but you can't - it's incomprehensible. Let's guess. Question one: "Have you driven a car at least once in your life?"
She, I failed my license exam
Why did you fail, practice or theory?
She, I'm like in a joke - a trash can and a couple of passers-by ...
Hmm, this is a really stunning woman. Then the next question: "Have you ever lifted luggage heavier than your purse?"
Husband on the 6th floor accounted for ... Does this count? And on February 23rd, he gave me a gift - he reached the 3rd one himself!
Okay, I write that yes. The next question: "If you are lost in an unfamiliar city, who will you most likely ask for help, a man or a woman?"
At the smartphone, damn it. Katya, 21st century in the yard. What kind of test is this, what is the point?
Well, here if you answer “yes” to most of the questions, it means that you are heavily dependent on men, and if “no”, you do not need them at all.
How is it "absolutely"? But what about that, well, this ... Um ... Stupid test, in short. Is that what women need a man just to carry around the shops and carry bags? I myself will carry a galloping horse out of the burning hut, but without a peasant, I can’t do it anyway!
She can take out a horse, but she cannot open a can! Okay, Mashun, it's good to sharpen the fringes, all the guests have already gathered there. One evening without men, surely we will not get bored?
Here's another! Between us girls it’s even more fun, I’ll look without a keen eye! Okay, lift the bins of your homeland from your chair, it's time to perform!
Welcome song remake
There are two songs to choose from for the corporate party on March 8th. It is easy to replace them with others of your choice, there are many examples on the net. The girls from the scene can be supported by their friends who came out to them at the end of the dialogue - it is not so shy to sing in chorus.
On the motive "Good Girls":
Crazy girls, cherished friends,
Laughing faces, the lights of crafty eyes!
As soon as we drag on the song, like everyone, everyone, everyone in the neighborhood
They are tearfully asking the police to pick us up as soon as possible.
On heels to destiny we rush without looking back,
Wherever you send us, we will send you there ourselves!
We are ready to celebrate in a barrack and a tent,
If the whole team suddenly wanders there.
But not today that you are! Today we are all ladies
Today we are all ladies and solid mademoiselle
Girls pour it - the appetizer is getting cold
You just need to close the front door more tightly.
Girls, pour it - the appetizer is getting cold
And the riot police will not get to our party now!
To the tune "If you frown":
We left the house with a sunny smile,
After all, today is the best holiday day!
Everyone congratulates us - an unfamiliar uncle,
Dad, husband and every cute boy you meet!
And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
We will give it to you now!
At the corporate party, the case brought us together
And it's definitely not in vain!
Gentle, kind, modest, women of the best
From March 8, we will congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!
And now from emotion
Everyone's eyes will shine.
Pour - we will tell you a toast,
What can we pull in vain!
Further minus without words, it is better to slightly muffle the music and pour drinks under it. When everyone is ready, congratulations are heard on March 8 for the female team from the presenter or those who sang. Options for congratulations in verse:
Congratulations to the neat
Gentle, affectionate, depraved
Nice, kind and dangerous
Smart, stupid and wonderful!
Congratulations to the birds, bunnies
Kat, Oles, Natasha and Raek (names of colleagues)
Mice, plump and skinny ...
Stop, what am I talking about?
All with a spring women's day!
2. Every day we come back like bees
Now rags in hands, then brooms
Feed, drink, wash
Cook and then remove
And I wouldn’t forget to work
To pave your way through worries.
But today without a doubt
We will sweep aside the problems
And we will celebrate the holiday brightly -
Let's drink, sit, sing!
Our holiday! We have the right
A little brandy to start!
Happiness, joy, health
Girls, from the 8th of us in March!
Games, contests
After the introductory part - sketches, songs, toasts and congratulations - hold contests at the table. A corporate party for women, and even on March 8, does not go well with active contests (all smart, in dresses, on heels).
Of course, sitting at the table for the whole holiday will be boring, so dances and a few moderately active games can and should be added to the script. We offer fun contests for a corporate party on March 8 in the women's team:
- The most big-eyed miss(title for humorous diplomas for the winners) - guess which of the colleagues is shown in the photo. These can be pictures of children or parts of the body (neckline, butt, knee, eyes). V. shows a photo of who will answer correctly faster - plus a point;
- The sweetest mademoiselle... This competition can be held both at the table and on stage. Props - caps with a ribbon dangling on the visor (on a clothespin). A candy bar is tied at the end of the ribbon. Put on a cap, swing the candy without using your hands and catch it with your mouth before your rivals;
- Miss Charm... Table drawing. V. says that now he will read the phrases, the guests must repeat them all together. Like, let's check who has a tongue without bones, and who has bubbles in the head. The first phrase: a lilac fog obscures the eyes the next morning after a corporate party. Everybody repeats. Second phrase: runners are running fast. Repeat.
Here the presenter says very naturally: “Well, what are you, you made a mistake on the second phrase!”. And seize the moment - surely someone will start to be indignant that they said correctly. A diploma from a charming miss and a fine - to come up with a toast for March 8 with the words "repeat, for sure, a rally."
- Michelangelo in a skirt... This competition is great for a corporate party in a team of kindergarten teachers, but by and large it is universal. V. gives the guests a pen and asks them to write on a napkin (not to show it to anyone) the most important quality of a real man.
And now you need to mold your ideal from plasticine or draw, highlighting the recorded dignity. For example, a big head - wisdom, wide-spread arms - openness, generosity. Then you need to guess (all in turn, as they sit at the table) what quality the neighbor on the left / right portrayed. Applause for creativity and humor.
In a medical team, using the same principle, you can draw an ideal man with iodine, brilliant green and cotton swabs. Give participants surgical gloves to avoid ruining their nails.
Gifts are not gifts!
This entertainment, even if it is familiar to the team, still causes laughter on the head heated with champagne. It's simple - the host offers to take two pieces of paper from two different trays. The papers are numbered - if anyone has the same numbers (the same on both), award the title "Donna Fortune".
But that's not the point - it's funny because of the discrepancies. For example, to the photo of the idol, the lady draws "From childhood I love, eat right away!" The first pile of pieces of paper are gifts, the second is the application (mix well):
gold chain- such a gift can only be proudly worn around the neck!
Mikhailov's photo(anyone who is a sex symbol for the women of your team) - I will kiss every night before going to bed
Chocolate bar- I will eat and share with my friends
Silver spoon- I will stir tea, because it kills germs
Barrette- I will wear it on my head, but what else?
Silk napkin- I will definitely not wipe my nose with this, it's a pity to spoil such a thing!
Candy on a stick- I love it since childhood, I will eat it right away
Soft toy- I will sleep with her in my arms
Fruit basket- I will cut a salad, sprinkle with yogurt and eat
Keychain- I will immediately hang it on the keys so as not to lose, etc.
Chant
To raise the degree of fun, or, conversely, to relieve emotions a little after competitions. At the corporate party in honor of March 8, a chant about what is important for every woman.
V.: Dear ladies! We are all a bit of a sorceress, and some even witches, according to evil gossips. But it plays into our hands! Now we will conjure ourselves a simple female happiness - the louder we scream, the faster our wish will come true!
The presenter reads, the ladies support in chorus:
What every girl needs
We answer in chorus, amicably!
Foreign car, house, perfume?
(in chorus) So that the men love!
All are beautiful
Better than ours - not to find!
But admit it, because we need
(chorus) So that the men love!
Maybe a fur coat, chocolate,
In Sochi three times a year?
I’m not with you, women, I’m drinking!
(chorus) So that the men love!
What, girls, are we lighting up?
Away from boredom and longing!
We walk like that today
(chorus) So that the men love!
For a beautiful ending to the script, prepare an unconventional congratulation. You can take a touching text from the network, but be sure to add something from yourself that is relevant to the team. In addition to the anticipated gift bouquets, buy fun souvenirs, candy sets, etc. as presents for the activity shown in the contests.
How to hold a corporate party in the women's team on March 8 in order to create a cheerful atmosphere at the holiday, and none of those present were bored? The organizers of such celebrations diversify them with funny contests, comic scenes, funny games. At the same time, they try to take into account the age of all participants.
It is important that all the ladies attending the event feel comfortable. We offer one of the possible options for how you can organize a holiday on March 8 in a team, including interesting tasks that will appeal to most of those present.
Cool, funny, funny, comic script for a corporate office on March 8 with contests, scenes, games. Scenario of a corporate party for March 8 in a women's and youth team
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find interesting scenario, comic scenes, remade songs, funny Games and contests for heroes of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
- VIDEO: Corporate event on March 8 at CTI
You won't surprise anyone with a festive feast on March 8, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party are trying to diversify the celebration with funny contests, comic scenes, funny games, coming up with original script celebrating International Women's Day.
It is very good when the party in honor of March 8th will be thematically stylized. As a theme for a gala event, you can use famous cinematographic tapes, long loved by the fair sex:
- gone With the Wind
- Moscow does not believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Dudes
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party suggests a must selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in the image of the beloved character of the chosen theme. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the scenario of a corporate party, as well as scenes, games, contests, should overlap with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the beautiful half of humanity.
Picking up a script and entertainment contests for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all the ladies attending the event feel comfortable.
A corporate party, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part... Men are giving gifts, congratulations are heard from the management of the company. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman, to thank for the invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet... This implies the organization of the table with light meals. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious food in the cafe.
- Competition part... Dedicated to the glorification of female qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use the scenario of the festival in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery... Small souvenirs, cosmetics, personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper that are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one sheet of paper and reads out to those present the name of the presentation, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment... This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for holding a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for holding the 8 March holiday is to use a script in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the leading role by dressing up as fairy-tale characters. A fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairy State»Suitable for holding an event, both in a youth and uneven age group of women. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairytale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening, dear, lovely, lovely ladies and gentlemen! Today we gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the 8th of March! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland where you can meet everyone's favorite fairytale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.
Music from some fairy tale sounds in the hall. The invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) the props corresponding to the fairytale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik - Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Slipper or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful diadem - The Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask - Princess Frog
- White shawl - Snow White
- Oriental scarf - Princess jasmine.
Ladies put on the chosen items and sit down in the designated place to wait for the guests.
Leading:
Now, dear young ladies, you are real fabulous beauties-wizards. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who have come to us from far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the doorstep.
Solemn music sounds, comes out into the hall Tsar groaning and holding on to the belly.
Leading:
Well, fabulous beauties, shall we pity the Tsar? Let's not let him starve to death?
Held culinary duel
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There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, herbs, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.) are put into the box in advance. Each participant can only go to the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from the selected products in the allotted time.
The king tastes treats, chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass to the culinary abilities of the beauties. The girls sit down in their places.
Leading:
Early, lovely beauties, you relax. The second guest came to visit us. And not one, but three ...
They come out into the hall to the music of the war. Three heroes.
The game " Tug rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women start the game.
As a joke, heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast is made to praise the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying to us ... Baba Yaga is in a hurry on a broomstick to us!
To the music, appears in the hall Baba Yaga(it is desirable that it was a man in disguise).
A competition is being held “ The most perfect couple»
The presenter chooses participants from among those who wish - 3-4 pairs. A lid from a saucepan (frying pan) is tied to a girl's belt, a ladle is tied to a man. To the accompaniment of cheerful music, each couple should, in a minute, hit the ladle on the lid as much as possible without using hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone "For female sociability and attractiveness!" and sits down to the guests.
Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear ?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held “ Live beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies, gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each of the participants is to "string" live beads, which are guests, on the ribbons. Stringing "beads" is necessary by passing the ribbon through any item of clothing (belt, sleeve, trouser leg, shoulder straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected”, the presenter announces a musical battle: one chain is dancing the lambada, the second is the dance of little ducklings. It is important here not only to move well, but also to make sure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass of toast, praising the female sense of humor, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, what clever girls, our fabulous beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests prepared for you today. Even in the distant state, there are heroes counting on your help! And here's another unfortunate guest to visit us!
In the hall, to the music "Song of the Water" from the cartoon "Flying Ship", staggers Water with a bottle of vodka.
The host conducts a competition “ Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, they place a bottle of alcoholic drink, a sandwich and a glass.
The first player (open it) must run to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour-ka) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
Fifth (close) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The water person drinks the "last before the set" glass, and, making a toast "To women's fortitude and beauty!", Sits down to the guests.
Leading:
But, dear young ladies, there is no need to relax ... The last guest came to us, in no way Leshy himself from forestry appeared in person.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin... All in rags, torn off.
Competition " Glamorous outfit»
A large box should be prepared in advance, in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, panties for women and men, a top in sequins, a baby cap, a large disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and stuff.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other to the accompaniment of cheerful music. The one who had the box in their hands when the music died down should take the thing from the box and put it on. The worn item must not be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass "For glamorous ladies!" and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proved to us that they can handle any business! Let's congratulate you once again on International Women's Day! Be just as charming, wonderful, and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairytale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: Merry corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in the women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8 with a small women's team, then it would be appropriate to immediately think over the theme of the party. The theme can relate to movies, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
For such a celebration it will be appropriate prepare a photo area with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, having taken care of the availability of seats and suitable premises in advance, prepare musical accompaniment and themed decoration of the hall in advance.
Invited "waiters" with a naked torso can become a highlight of the women's holiday. The main thing is that among the participants in the corporate party there are no ardent opponents of the male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Council number 1
- Council number 2
- Council number 3
- Tip # 4
To make the corporate society unforgettable in the female team, you need to choose funny contests that will be of interest to women of all ages. The host of the event can be one of your colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear young ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! And what a holiday without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the "locomotive", find the waist of the neighbor and do not let her come closer to the level of an outstretched arm. When I speak:
Peas- we tilt back,
Sausage- we lean forward;
Cucumber- tilt to the left;
Potato- tilt to the right,
And when you hear “ Mayonnaise"- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we start rotating our hips. Go…
Competitions for a corporate party on March 8
Funny and playful contests can increase the degree of fun for ladies and guests attending a festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to hold comic competition « Real ladies». 
To do this, you need to select the participants among the ladies in the hall. Several dressed men will help to add originality to the competition. Competitions must be exclusively about feminine qualities.
- Competition " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a weighty cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, tonic, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, brasmatik, powder box and so on.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must find the cosmetic product veiled in it in a short time.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out complexion
- Tint the eyelashes
- Bring your eyebrows
- Paint your lips for a date (for a business meeting).
- Competition " Hostess»
The participant is blindfolded, brought to the table, on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The task of the girls is to correctly recognize the croup. The one who is the fastest to name the ingredients correctly wins.
- Competition " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The winner is the participant who copes with them the fastest.
Find and bring examples of tasks:
- water treatment, wet wipe, men's boot;
- lipstick, belt, napkin;
- phone, plug, sock;
- tie, comb, spoon;
- button, plate, ink. 
- Competition " Non-standard solution»
The facilitator reads out the situation, each participant must describe their intended actions.
- Competition " Perfect man»
The participants are divided into two teams, the task of which is to draw the image of an ideal man with a blindfold.
- Final relay
Two teams are being formed. Each team member must run with her knees pinched plastic bottle around the chair, return, pass the baton to the next one, without using your hands. The winner is the team whose members will cope with the relay faster.
At the end of the competitive program, the presenter, together with the men chosen by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Thrift
- Miss Agility
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Hilarious funny scenes for a corporate party on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic scene performed by male colleagues. It can be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples are involved in the scene:
The first one is Old gingerbread man and Cheburashka
The second is Little Red Riding Hood and Gray wolf
Third - Thumbelina and Blind Mole.
Appearing on the stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the reworked song.
A loss sounds, the second pair enters the hall ( Gray wolf and Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third pair appears on the stage - Blind Mole and Thumbelina who sing the third verse.
All the characters sing to the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene to Indian cinema " Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- a young man, the main character
Satika- Jimmy's mother
Ayse- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their heads, put a red dot on their foreheads. For women - tie a white (mother) and multi-colored (Aishe) fabric around the body.
The scene can be played by only men, inviting the heroes of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian cinema.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of tortillas on the table.
Leading: The first series "Good Purpose".
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satika's mother appears and sits at the table, after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satika:
Good son, I cooked a meal. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a cake and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a cake and jumps up abruptly)
Mum! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satika:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satika:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, you and I alone escaped. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mum! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(hug, leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode "Sudden Love" 10 years have passed ...
A guy with a handbag and a girl running after him appear in the hall.
Ayse:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, fights with the thief, using elements of karate. (You can voice a fight from a Chinese movie, where you can hear the bangs). The thief falls to the floor lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the hands of the murdered thief and gives it to Aisha.
Ayse:
Oh! Thanks! I am so grateful to you, this purse contains the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song sounds, the heroes perform a dance, you can attract a dancer.
Leading:
This song speaks of the sudden feeling that broke out between the two characters. They love each other a lot, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades, the dance stops. 
Leading:
The third series "Terrible Mystery". 5 years later…
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, darling!
Ayse:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world is capable of tearing us apart!
Aishe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is draped.
Ajit:
O! My worthless daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(goes up to Aisha and hits her in the face. There is a characteristic blow, like in a movie)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I’m going to deal with you now! The ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out, blows sound. Ajit knocks Jimmy to the floor, begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satika:
Oh, my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Satika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. The sheet falls off Aisha's father, revealing a red spot that imitates blood. Ajit rises and turns his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satika? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satika:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, this is your father!
Ajit:
I seem to be dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Aisha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and joins them. 
Ajit:
I bless you my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, we cannot marry Aishe. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Ayse is my own sister.
Ajit: (standing up)
Oh no. Ayse is my step daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Ayse, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
O! I begin to feel how life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Ayse:
(looks at his father anxiously)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satika:
I'll save him! (takes a jar out of her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made on the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Satika leans towards Ajit, smears his "wound", he begins to revive.
Ajit:
O! I begin to feel how life-giving forces fill me. (jumps up)
An Indian song is played, to which two couples are dancing: Ajit and Satika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute actor names):
Ayse - Margarita Lunenko
Satika: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit - Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore the female audience! scene "March 8!"
Fun games for a corporate party on March 8
The toasts for the women have already been sounded, the gifts have been presented, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of intoxicating drinks. It's time to start fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come out to me. (going out)
Look what brave fellows! They must represent our country at international competition Eurovision. Now we are going to do a little casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym. (come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment, voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, fuse, facial expressions. A technician will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully worked out. Here's a simulator. (gives each one an elastic band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic must be removed around the neck without using hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And there, the matter is small - we are looking for sponsors, we submit an application to the organizing committee of Eurovision.
- The game " Eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (exits)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word, which you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, harvester).
- The game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for a certain period, so you must understand each other from a half-glance. The partner receives an assignment from me and must, with facial expressions and gestures, convey to the partner what she should buy in the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the beautiful half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the partner's arm. Well guys? Flower in the teeth and let's go ...
- A fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest funds in various banking institutions as soon as possible. Only one bill can be deposited. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers)... Banks can be pockets, socks, and all of your partner's nooks and crannies. Hurry up! You need to invest your money as soon as possible, otherwise the working day in the banks is coming to an end. We started ...
(Cheerful music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, joke, ask in a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Excellent! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all the rival's deposits as soon as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! We started ... 
- Funny game " Private bussiness»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each one is attached with nameplates various institutions("Sauna", "Gynecologist", "Cowshed", "Station", "Tax", "Sobering up", "Psychologist", "Masseur" and others). The facilitator asks different questions to each of the participants.
The questions are the most common:
- How often do you come here?
- Who do you usually go there with?
- Whom do you meet there?
- What are your feelings after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
- Do you get paid to visit? And you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: A fun corporate competition
Reworked songs for a corporate party on March 8
In order to originally congratulate lovely ladies on March 8 at a corporate party, you can sing them several modern reworked songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song "If you leave the house, frowning ..." will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A song-remake to the motive of A. Rosenbaum's musical composition “Ay” can be a good congratulation to women from the male collective.
For a gathering in a female group, you can use the reworked song "We, girls!"
The song-remake "We are girls"
For your boss, you can perform the reworked musical composition "Smile".
Scenario of a corporate event dedicated to International Women's Day.
Characters:
1. 1st presenter.
2. 2nd leader.
Scenario progress:
1 Block.
Fanfare. Groovy German music sounds. On the stage there are 2 presenters in costumes of village German boys.
1st: Let me introduce myself, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Hans.
2nd: And me Rumpelyptiludrich, by the way, I'm fond of the great-grandson of the famous German revolutionary Clara Zetkin
1st: And I am the great-grandson of Rosa Luxenburg. Yes! Yes, it is thanks to our great-grandmothers that the 8th of March is celebrated in many countries of the world.
2nd: After all, it was they who invented this spring holiday, as the day of the struggle of all women for equality
1st: Well, the struggle of women for equality, in my opinion, is no longer relevant, soon men will come out to the demonstration, but to congratulate you, our charming, beautiful, one and only, we men are really given the opportunity.
2nd: And today, ladies and gentlemen, men from all over the world will congratulate you! And then your thunderous applause!
1st: Yes, yes, I remember what my great-grandmother bequeathed to me, she says, when you see women from the company (name of the organization), so immediately organize congratulations for them from men all over the world
2nd: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for us to take a little trip
1st: And the first country we go to is France
2nd: Yes, yes - the land of love, beauty, spring and spirits. Here we go! (Nothing happens).
1st... Wait, wait, let's get to France in the following way, let's play one game called "The Little Engine".
The game "Engine".
The presenters choose 2 girls in the hall and declare them to be the heads of trains No. 1 and No. 2, hand each a pipe from the train and hang signs on their necks - "Colosseum - Paris". At the command of the leader, the "steam locomotives" descend into the dance floor, and all the guests choose the "locomotive" they like, cling to it - thus, the carriages are obtained. All together "go" through the dance hall and at the command of the presenter loudly shout: "Tu-tu!" The engine that collects more wagons and wins.
1st: Any stupidity for your sake
Our ancestors did it personally
Because of your lovely eyes
Madness and we are not uncommon
2nd: Ah women, all our glory
You will like it yourself
Oh, delicious right
Captivate us and drive us crazy.
1st: Bonjour Madame and Mössier
2nd: Salt, salt, salt - welcome to France.
1st: I am so glad to see so many beautiful and charming women here that I cannot resist and would like to invite you to take part in the national French game.
Game "Frenchman".
Five women are invited to the stage. 1st host takes them backstage. The 2nd presenter selects one man in the hall and pours some French cologne on him. The girls are back. And at the command of the hosts they are looking for a "Frenchman", that is, they eat a man who smells of cologne.
Rewarding of the participants.
1st: Yesterday a lady, buying a leopard fur coat, asked me
- "Do you think that the fur will not deteriorate in the rain?"
- "Madam, have you ever seen a leopard under an umbrella."
2nd: Well, at the end of our pleasant meeting, I want you to fill your glasses with wine. Our toast, which is so relevant in France - “A woman's clothes are her weapons. So let's drink to the unarmed women. "
Cheerful French music sounds, the hosts leave. Concert number.
2nd Block.
Woman with us when we are born
The woman is with us in our last hour
The woman is the banner as we fight
Woman - the joy of open eyes
2nd: Happy holiday, dear women!
1st: And welcome to Brazil. And now you will witness the most grandiose show in the world - the carnival.
A girl runs in, whispers something in the presenter's ear.
2nd: Due to the fact that the artists of the carnival are late, you will have to become not only witnesses, but also participants in this show. Now we are going to arrange a real Brazilian carnival.
Game "Samba, Rumba, Lambada".
The presenters go down to the dance floor. All men and women stand in a circle, turn to the right, take the one in front by the waist. The presenter says: "Samba", everyone should step forward with their right foot, then "Rumba", participants take a step forward with their left foot. When the presenter says "Lambada", everyone in the circle, without removing their hands from the waist of their neighbor, is dancing lambada. The DJ plays the appropriate music. The facilitator talks about how he likes the way everyone is dancing and makes the task more difficult. Now all players take the shoulders not in front of the participant, but after one. The circle narrows and starts all over again: "Samba, Rumba, Lambada."
Awarding of distinguished women.
1st: Yesterday I saw two beauties chatting about fashion “Long men's jackets are just a nightmare. You talk to a man and you don't see how he treats you "
2nd: Well, before you leave our country, I want you to fill your glasses. And I will tell you from the bottom of my heart.
May women's day never end
Let the streams sing in your honor
Let the sun smile at you
And men give you flowers.
Your two Brazilian machos.
Happy holiday, dear women.
Brazilian music is playing and the hosts leave. Disco.
3rd Block.
1st: Hello!
2nd: Good night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to America.
They shoot from a pistol.
1st: You, dear women, you who shorten the life of each person individually and extend it to all mankind as a whole, you are beautiful today as never before!
2nd: And Michael and I would like to invite you to take part in our national American game, which is called very simply "Hops"
Hops game.
Three girls take the stage. Michael puts down three chairs and places a pump on them for inflatable boat... Inflatable balls are fixed at the ends of the pump hoses. The task of the participants, on command, is to start jumping on the pumps. The balloon should inflate accordingly. Whoever is the first of the participants to burst the ball wins.
Rewarding of the participants.
1st: Well, by tradition, let's raise our glasses. Here in Texas they say:
Be careful with a woman
She is incomprehensibly
It looks like a minefield
And you are a sapper in front of a woman
2nd: Go and weigh your each
Your step and gesture
Do not blunder, otherwise it is kapets
A mine will explode and ................. Farewell!
So let's drink to you, our dear explosive.
Country music sounds, the hosts leave. Disco.
4th Block.
1st: Dear ladies, we wish you -
Always be happy in April and May!
2nd: Now and tomorrow and thousands of years!
Nowadays the light is held by women!
1st: Welcome to Egypt. Today my friend Sheikh Suleiman and I will congratulate you on March 8!
2nd: And for those who like us, we will take them to our harem!
1st: Well, well, Ibrahim, do not jinx. He is joking dear girls, do not be afraid! And I want five charming girls to rise on this stage! Now Suleiman you will see real Russian pop stars.
Game "Stars"
The 1st presenter distributes leaflets to the participants of the competition, on which the names of Russian pop stars are written. The girls take turns going on stage and singing to the soundtrack in the image of the star that they got. For example: Zhanna Friske, Nyusha, Alla Pugacheva, Christina Orbakaite, Valeria.
Rewarding of the participants.
1st: Well, before you leave Egypt, let's fill our glasses with a blessed drink. My toast to a woman! In difficult times - she really means a lot! Kohl is not hidden in a stream of phrases! And in the principles of dedication! Happy holiday, my dear concubines!
Sheikhs leave to oriental music.
5th Block.
1st: Welcome to Russia! I have a magic balalaika here - "Thoughts aloud" It's very simple - just pick it up and we will immediately find out what you are thinking!
The 1st presenter chooses any woman and hands her a balalaika. The DJ includes "Thought", an excerpt from a famous song.
Balalaika game.
The second presenter gathers the men, takes them backstage, where they dress up as March cats and prepare a festive greeting.
1st: Well, then the very solemn moment that we have been waiting for has come. So, welcome - the 8th March cats!
1st... We came to your holiday,
Congratulate your beloved ladies!
2nd... Let's sing and have fun.
It's a sin not to get drunk today!
3rd... We celebrate the holiday together
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
4th... Ten times, or even twenty,
We wish you wealth!
5th. In other matters, money is nonsense,
The main thing is health!
6th... Yes!
7th. Happiness to all of you, full house
8th... And great love in him!
Together: Hooray!!! (firecrackers blow up).
1st. Well, now I would like to invite the director of the company to this stage with holiday wishes.
Director's speech.
2nd: Allow me to take my leave, dear women. Goodbye, the sweetest, the most beautiful, the most desirable ...
Leading(blowing kisses) leave.
For a fun feast, it is specially designed for a small (up to 40 people) team. The script is also focused on the feast.
Thus, if your task is to organize a fun feast with colleagues communicating in an informal setting, contests, congratulations on March 8 and several dance breaks, then this scenario is what you need.
Note that to organize such a fun feast on March 8, you will need a minimum of preparations (except for the table itself). All you need to take care of are the prizes for the contest winners on March 8th. Prizes can be any useful or memorable souvenirs of your choice.
According to the idea of this corporate party for March 8, almost all the action takes place directly during the feast. Therefore, to organize a feast, you will need to appoint a person in charge, he is also the presenter, who introduces congratulations to the heroes of the occasion, leads contests and fills in the gaps between congratulations and actions.
As we said above, this scenario of a corporate party for March 8 is focused on a festive feast. Therefore, the presenter, as a rule, takes the floor before each new glass, having previously allowed colleagues to communicate and taste the festive dishes.
1 GLASS
Our dear WOMEN!
Today you have the most favorable and happy day according to the "male" horoscope, ie:
March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers !!!
What a holiday without congratulations? And the first congratulations he expressed a desire to present to our dear women, our dear leader ... He has the first word.
2 GLASS:
Dear colleagues! If March 8 is a holiday for women, then for men it is most likely a headache!
After all, women have many worries
But dividing them by a year,
You will get three hundred times less
Than the load that fell on us! -
- Men this one day!
3 GLASS
Although the blizzards have not yet shaken,
But after another glass,
Our souls have warmed up
And hearts made happy.
Let the winter be full of excitement
Spring has come to us today!
Today is the day of March 8
And we wish you happiness!
The third toast "For Love!" No wonder people say - "LOVE is a toothache in the heart!" And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain with us, ...!
4 GLASS
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business.
The moment has come to present gifts!
As our most powerful argument!
(men give gifts to female colleagues).
Leading:
Dear women, we have already presented some gifts to you today. But in order to receive our special gifts - you have to try. In order to win back on February 23, we tried to come up with contests for you. The winners will receive their legal prizes.
Let's get started!
Scenario of a fun feast for March 8 - contests
so first competition, not even a competition, but summing up the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.
(To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a sheet and give them to women so that they answer the questions asked and summarize the preliminary results. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options)
Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:
1. You came home and a stranger is sleeping on your bed. Your actions (of all the respondents, all but one expressed themselves to lie down next to, and only one decided to put him out the door, so the guys shake off whoever has it)
2. You come to work, and another worker sits in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into about three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they’ll be surprised, but sit next to them, 3. they’ll ask to work for themselves, but for free)
3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change the satellite, 30% decided to run away too, and the rest to take measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)
4. You bought a hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you do not have time to repaint before the gala reception. Your actions.
(here women wished to stay in socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to stay in dresses, but all these items of clothing must be in the same color as their hair. women would dare to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go in what is and as is, at the moment)
5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors have a big party that will keep you awake anyway. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and gathered to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the sound of the TV louder, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to score an arrow in their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one decided on a "wet case" out of these 40%, and only two women don't need a neighbor's party - they just decided to relax)
6. You came to work and you were announced a 10-fold increase in wages. Your actions
(almost all women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and think that it is April 1, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to give her colleagues a drink, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So ... think about whether it is worth raising wages for women, they can give it to men, who, on the other hand, are ready to work even better as one!
The summarized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men believed the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men - at least in their thoughts! And this is already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the department leadership needs to load them more with additional work.
Therefore, a toast is offered to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundant love and of course dear women!
5 GLASS
Ladies and gentlemen! We all turn to women, but we turn to women. And let's turn to our men: "Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you are getting now?" And I thought everyone was happy. I propose to those who are dissatisfied to give their salaries to our female colleagues, and to work for free themselves. So it always turns out how to share - so everything is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we are smoothly moving on to another competition:
Theater competition: Jury all men
4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:
1.portate a feminist
2.P portray a man-hater
3. to portray a confused
4. to portray a woman - an official
A prize for the winner, and a consolation prize for the rest
I have a word for congratulations ...
Scenario of a corporate party for March 8 with contests: continuation
6 GLASS
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dear ones! At whatever age you are, you will always remain the best half of humanity.
We propose to hold a Culinary Competition, for this I will now name each one a letter from the alphabet, and you dear women will have to name the dishes, within one minute, which of you will name the most, she won!
Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and whoever lacks a consonant, let's give a vowel letter. Started: B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, Ts, Ch, Sh, Sh,
The winner is a prize.
We have expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally ... and at the same time all the other women.
7 GLASS
Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are encouraged to pay special attention to your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are filling, I propose to hold another competition called POPA(or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")
All women in turn say the word "Popa" or "I want a man!" with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a circle clockwise from me leading. The winner is the one who speaks the loudest, i.e. after it, no one dares to say (shout) to yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, you should say: "Hello, we called you."
The winner is a prize, and wishes to congratulate the rest ...
8 GLASS
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most agile, 4-6 people are invited
Competition "Tear a piece of paper"
With one hand, right or left, it is all the same - to tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who is the smallest will do the job.
And so they began. The most dexterous prize, I have not congratulated us yet ...
ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS
PRIZE IN RIDDLES
The prize is taken, wrapped in paper. The content of any riddle is glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And the riddle is glued again. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The host gives a prize wrapped in ten wrappers in the hands of one. The player removes one wrapper, sees a riddle, reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle, if not, he reads the riddle aloud, whoever guessed it, gets the right to further unfold the prize and everything continues according to the same scheme. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.
DRAWING BY CONCEPTS
For the game, sheets of paper and pencils are required according to the number of those present. Each guest is given this set of a young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier, the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words and letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The winner is the one whose concept was guessed.
RODHOME(the woman is given a note with the parameters of the child - weight, gender, height, and even a name)
Two people are playing. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The task of the husband is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the task of the wife is to explain all this to her husband in signs, since the thick double-glazed windows of the hospital ward keep sound out. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.
ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests seated at the table pass a roll in a circle toilet paper... Each guest rips off as many pieces as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a pile of scraps, the presenter announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
CANDLE DUI - APPLE ZHUI
Two volunteers are called in, preferably guys who know each other well. Others stand around and represent a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who will eat his apple faster. But an apple can be eaten only when your candle is on. And the opponent can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.
WILD BEACH
The players get in pairs. The host invites everyone to the "wild beach" where dances are announced. The dancers are given records (one for men, three for women) - "so that intimate places do not excite vacationers on the beach." Music sounds, dances begin. Players need not to lose a single record during the dance, and for this they have to dance closely to each other.
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